That sneaky boy should learn to tell the truth. Captain Snarky

You must be a abstract thinker! Fabulous fractured poem ! Congratulations!!!

HI PICKLEHEAD, GO TO THE HEALTH FOOD STORE AND BUY DIGESTIVE ENZYMES, TAKE 2 EVERYTIME YOU EAT. HAPPY STOOLING

Here are a few Duke Names for You CLOE- Dog Candy, Old Soldiers, Hash Marbles.

Couple more for CLOE--- Bog Trotter, Here is MY favorite--- Kansas City Steamer!!! In Kansas there are alot of really great beef barbeque joints and those big eaters make some really big dookies which they call---KANSAS CITY STEAMERS!!!!! How Ya like dat dare.

HI BRITTANY! FIRST YOU SHOULD BE VERY HAPPY! SECOND YOU SHOULD BUY A INDUSTRIAL SIZE PLUNGER!

Hi POOPOO, Did You eat pork and broccoli?!?

HI THE THING! Most Guys have no idea how a girl feels until She tells them. Where I come from males are very aggressive and so are the females. I would say if You like a guy be bold and tell Him how You feel. All males are a little different maybe this hot guy picked a girl that looks plain because He figures she will do more for him, maybe he had a very popular girl and he could not trust her, perhaps HE thinks very fine looking girls are high maintenance, he might look at a hot girl and figure she has a boyfriend already. When You really like a guy be bold, be Yourself and tell him how You feel. Happy Hunting!!!

HI BIGPOOPLOVER! YOU ARE VERY FUNNY AND PATRIOTIC! I SALUTE YOU!!!!!

That's true POOPLOVER, ur so smart! I like You! In France they have special clinics for pregnant women to deliver their babies in a pool of water. The water pressure makes the delivery much easier.

You should contact the Book of Guinness Book of World Records They should open a new category for You, having the worlds longest turds! Do You drink alot of powdered fiber???

One fine nite a gymnast girl came over with a funny movie and a big bag of fresh bing cherries and red grapes. The movie was too funny and we ate all the grapes and cherries. The next day we decided to go to the state fair. We walked around the state fair grounds looking at chachkees when all of a sudden I felt a terribly urgent rumble in my bowels! I dashed into the mens room and there were about 25 toilet stalls lined up. I ran to the last stall dropped my pants in record time and dumped a 5 minute straight MUDSLIDE. A little kid and his Dad where in the stall next to me and the kid kept saying " hey dad it stinks, it really stinks in here." the dad said "COME ON COME ON HURRY UP, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!" I used up all the toilet paper to wipe my butt and didn't even bother to flush because it would over flow. I calmly walked out to the sink area where 4 ground keeper boys were standing around bragging and told them a boy and his dad had a accident and plugged up the last stall. As I was washing my hands I could hear the 4 ground keeper boys dieing. When I told the gymnast girl what just happened she laughed so hard she wet her shorts. I ended up buying her a state hoody to tie around her waist to hide the pee pee stain on her shorts!!! What a great day!!!

Great idea! This site needs some current bowel activity!

You can make wishes wherever You like and as often as You please and they will all come true.

NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO CRY ON THE TOILET, ONLY SMILE SWEETLY. YOU SHOULD GO TO THE HEALTH FOOD STORE AND BUY DIGESTIVE ENZYMES THEY WILL HELP YOUR BODY DIGEST YOUR FOOD AND THEN YOU WILL SMILE SWEETLY EVERY DAY!

It's so true You can smell the fall leaves and the oncoming rain.

That's good advice vicky wu! Water is important! You mentioned rat poop, the food industry call that THE FILTH ALLOWANCE, peanut butter, chocolate, grains are allowed a small amount of rodent hairs and (pellets) mold etc. and can still be sold to the public.

HI THERE SAHRA! I LIKE YOUR STORY! WELL, I THINK ALL THE BAD CRAP CAME OUT ALREADY. YOU MUST HAVE HAD A NERVOUS STOMACH, THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE. CHEER UP! TELL THE BOY YOU GOT TOO EXCITED I'M SURE HE WILL UNDERSTAND.