The only way to fix this problem, is to do something even worse so they call you something else instead of "the girl who sharts out bloody stringy wet *bleep*". Now... if you could possibly... do it again, but this time make it land on the principal... now then you would be called "the coolest girl in the world who sharts out bloody stringy wet *bleep*".
Try getting one of those Clorox Bleach Tabblets that you put in the tank of the toilet. It will bleach the bowl on every flush and keep your toilet nice and white. It helps with the streaks too when you have sticky poop!
How do you know that? Have you tried old peoples poop? What about Animal poop... which kind do you like the best? I like adding Rabbit poop pellets in my cerial in the morning, and I microwave it for a 45 seconds first.