If it's just sex your after, drop me a line and we'll....

i want it in your pussy, too.

big hard logs usually means you are dehydrated. Drink about 2-3 large Starbucks Iced coffees really fast and you'll crap a nice flowing river of mud.
or have your GF stick her finger up your but and she could use those long *bleep* nails to cut it into little pieces. don't forget to return the favor. but love rules!

you should let me ride your a**, then right before I cum, I will spin you around and stick my pole in your mouth so you can lick your poop off my shaft and swallow my tasty load all at once.

I want to f*** you
I want to take a big hard poop and f*** you with it.
You can suck my shaft and lick my but hole clean for me.

If you're a good girl, I'll even fist your a** and p*ssy at the same time. Then let you lick my hands clean while I lick your swollen holes.

can I tie you down and poop on your tummy.
I promise I'll smear it all over you and then I'll jack-off and cum on your tittys. Then I'll lick the poop and cum up off your tittys and spit it into your mouth.

I pooped in my hand and was stroking my hard shaft with it smearing all over my stick and balls while reading your blog. F***K you are so hot.
When I came I licked it all up off my hand, blew a few bubbles and swallowed.
I wish you were here so I could have spit my poopie and load in your face.
Thinking of you.

I'll see you there, Corn Muffin.
In the mean time I'll be thinking about screwing some hot *bleep* and when I cum I'd lick the mud-honey out of the corn hole with you.

If you really want to live - be real, live like this is the day you die, find those who are like yourself and f*ck each other long and hard.

you are just so freaking hot.
I'll be around the porcelain stew bowl if you need me.
You would love my poo. They are long, soft yet firm, filled with corn, peanuts and a little fruity. (I eat lots of fruit, to keep moving you know)

open wide and say ahhhhhhh

I have been saving my cum in a large glass for you to wash it down with.

I would so love to be your boyfriend P.
You are free. And I am full of poops.
I would love to roll in a big pile of our poops with you.
I could feed you poops and give you a nice big cum and pee shake to wash 'em down.
Stay hot and sexy, P.

Party on potty people!!!

Wow!
I would just like to take this time here to say,
"Andrea, you are such an amazingly pretty girl."

That's all.
Anything else I want to say would be highly inappropriate.

Children should not comment on adult matters.
Every one gets their rocks off in a different way.
Hannerbanner likes to masturbate to pictures of old nuns slapping their asses with rulers.
Other people like animals.
While others enjoy everything about the body, inside and out.

Hey Hannerbananer, telling people what they should do with their life is awful thing to do. It shows that you don't do enough with your own life. Get a hobby or fetish of your own and I promise I won't judge you for it. So what if you like to eat poopies or lick toads or shove wine bottles up your but, that would be your thing.
Since you are "nearly a teenager" stop trying to be everybody's councilor and be a child, have some fun in life like only a child (under 18) can have without worry of jail time.
When you grow up you'll realize that everybody, including you, does something that other people have problems with. So leave my Popanator to her poopies and tell us how you get your rocks off rather than judge us.
We might have fun talking about it.

by the way, poop has never made me sick.
I do, however, have some friends that love steak tartar. They have gotten sick several times from it.
Other friends of mine have gotten sick on sushi.

Using Silver Utensils will keep you from ever getting sick. It's science!!!

I got a whole lot of candy for you.

Hannerbananer you need to find an other age appropriate blog site.
Poop is 80% biliruben, which is merely old dead blood cells. The other 20% is undigested food.
78% of human waste is dispelled though exhaling, so technically every time you exhale you are passing *bleep* through your mouth. 18% of human waste is dispelled by sweating. So if you are working out and your sweat drips from your upper lip to your mouth, you just ate *bleep*.
By the way doctors used to make the chronically ill drink their own piss because it is for the most part sterile and contains a huge amount of antibodies, better than penicillin.
So in other words, eat poop and be happy.
Love You, Popanator. I just fisted out a nice one for you.

Any time, Popanator, you hot steamy sexy dirty poo lover, you.
By the way do you prefer white corn or yellow?
Either way, I got a hot load of salty creamy malt for you to wash your dinner down with.

Bull ring or just on the side?

room for more?
I love a nice big wide open loose hole to play around in.
Some many things to find; corn, poops, cum, old rubbers, peanuts, etc.......!!!!!!!

I am so horny just thinking about it.

Hannerbananer!!!
You don't need this in your life right now.
You are too young.
*bleep* it, I wish I was young like you so that I could just play as a young man should.
Get yourself a guitar and ditch the internet and learn yourself how to play, become famous and laugh at people who glue them selves to their internet.
Trust me on this one.
This place is too dirty for some one that has the whole world ahead of them.
Get some Black Flag, GBH, Dead Kennedy's, AC/DC, Grateful Dead, Cream, Dio, Van Halen, Minutemen albums and get yourself into something that will raise your cool points.
You seem like an awesome dude, find your niche, my friend.

Smear some poopies on your tits for me, would you?
I found a local grower that raises blue corn!!!
Totally natural and organically grown.
Isn't that nice?
No bad corn for you, my love.
All natural and pesticide free.
I wouldn't want to poop anything less into your wide open mouth..

I've been looking in the wrong place for my car keys.
I want to shove my foot up there and wiggle my toes. You can lick my feet clean when I bring them out.

Send me a pair so I can enjoy the benefits of the aromatherapy from your body.
I can cum on them and add to the mixture.
That is if I can avoid chewing on them first.

I am so *bleep*ing horny right now.
I was going to post something but now my cock is so hard.
*bleep*, you poop *bleep*es are so hot.
I'm gonna knock on my neighbors door right now. She loves it when I ATM her and I like it when she cleans my cock after I cum in her ass.
Bye

Hey Popanator.
I would love to share you with other men.
Can you take 2 cocks in your *bleep* at the same time? (real DP)
How would you like a double shot of poopies on your face and belly at the same time?
Perhaps one firm, the other a little runny, all with varying colors of corn pieces.
And I know you would love more than just one fresh from your *bleep* cock shooting your mouth full of big hot steamy cum loads, maybe even at the same time.
Choke on poopie covered man pole, baby.

Fine China for your dookies, very nice.
I will fill your gravy boat with my hot cum and your decanter with my warm piss.
I would love to meet your grandma, too. She sounds like good family fun.

break it up with a long neck wine bottle, cock removed.

Popanator, you make my poop covered cock so hard. Would you clean it off for me? I'll bring some friends to dump on you.

Who's the closet turd smoker that hijacked my name?
Sorry about that Popanator but some numb-nut stole my id.
You know I love your hot steamies best of all.

yeah!
make an album for me, baby.
then I can jack off imagining my fists ramming both your hot steamy holes while listening to you sing those sweet love songs to me.

I like a nice wine bottle up my poopper while having my jizz sucked out of my shaft.
Then I turn the bottle on her and swap my sweet cum from her lovely mouth. She warms it up for me and mixes her spit in with it.
I like to move from fisting her pussy and wine bottling her *bleep* to fisting her *bleep* and wine bottling her pussy. Then we both lick the bottle clean.
Of course we settle down afterwards by drinking the wine.

Let me be your daddy, you sexy diva you.

egg poops with bacon flaps and pancakes fisted up your pooper then pulled out with all your hot juicy poopies covering my breakfast.
Please piss in my OJ so I can wash down your inner goodness.
Fist me while I fist you, baby.
Much Love to you, Popanator.

we don't have snow here
but we do have a lot of crazy sluts that like to experience all kinds of new adventures.
Some even learn to enjoy my steamies.
Others just love the juices from my high production shaft.
Either way, we love to train the newbies in the art of the fist.
It is so fun to have mass fisting parties with whiskey and poop and a few extra party supplies.
Come on, sluts, let your fellas know your inner kinky *bleep*.
I wish you could all join us.

Start slow
1 finger
2 finger
3 finger
4 finger
then add Thumb
The rest comes natural

It's good to see Europeans talking about poop.

trolls suck
I would love to ram my cock in their butt, no lube, no pre-finger stretching. (make 'em bleed)

Then I make them suck their poo off the end of my wiener.

I like to pee in their mouths after I am done filling their mouths with my cum and poo from their butt.

I then stir the mixture in their mouth with my cock.


That is a bloody-poopy-cummy-pee pee shake.




Dang it, now I am horny.
Any one want to cyber *bleep*?
My girl is out of town.

Poop is full of iron and other vitamins and minerals!

Eat it

Masturbate with it

Lick it Love it Suck it

Fist your our but hole!!!!!

Then lick your hand clean

but do not talk *bleep* on people posting on a web site that is all about poops.

I love you all

reach up my arse and pull from the buffet

I will fill your cup with my pee and cum

drink and eat up

mi casa es su casa

trolls suck

especially 12 year old trolls

You are too young to know what you are saying
My cock is big and hard and loves to ATM all who are fans of eating their own *bleep* dirt.

You are next, *****

Shots of Jager with pints of Guinness.
Something about that combo keeps me rock hard for a super long time. So long that my current girlie friend begs me to stop after she cums buckets and does the back bends (and I am no regular superman) ;+)

come on now.
hannerbanner's alright
he's just a little too young and trying to bark with the big dogs.
every pup will eventually "get it" and then laugh at his youthful misgivings, have a pint or 2 and then go get his willie wet.
That will grow him up a bit.

sweet poop story!
makes me want to *bleep* some one really hard

if you weren't so young, I would say stuff dirty and gooey. Stay hot

chunkys, floaties, mud puppies, the business, hot clay, corn dogs (on occasion), dirt burgers, fred, but bombs, pinchie loafers, etc....

I just gave a nice double fist to a nice warm willing bung hole.
Wow, this girl was so hot. She drank about 4 shots then grabbed the bottle and stuck it up her bum, fat end first. She asked me if I was thirsty.
I drank from the bottle of Jack that was hanging out her pooper and then eased the bottle out, turned her around, rammed my shaft in her mouth and started to work my left hand into her corn hole. After I was all in I spit all over my right hand and then slowly started to work along side my left hand into her warm willing hole. My goodness, she started to howl like a dog and begged me to "stretch out that *bleep* hole, mother f-er".
I had to start licking her honey pot.
She came so fast and hard, I swear it was record time. That caused me to loose my big load in her mouth.
I pulled out of her bum and gave her a big tongue kiss. We shared my cum for about a good 10 minutes before we started to swallow the gooey goodness.

I am totally going back for more right now.
This girl is something else. Time to find the rope.
Hope you are all having fun tonight.

OK, so I'll agree that racism is a made up prank to keep us from getting together and overthrowing the real *bleep*es that are f-ing up our social situations. Keep people of different color fighting one another and the real bastards never get their asses kicked for screwing us all (big bankers and multinational corporations)

and that is my political contribution for the month ;+)

I love this site
So much poop talk
So much sexy poop talk
So much steamy poop talk
So many steamy poops
I shall ram my willie through all of your poop with a smile on my but cheeks

Eat more corn and peanuts, people

go, poop, go!!!

I like to pooping after a night of drinking.
It usually comes out all soft serve and extra stinky.

My girl likes ATM.
I like when I see here poop stained all over my cock and then watch her suck it clean.

Watching my gal clean poo off of me is like knowing she will always be there for me.
Warms the heart, you know.

working drunk is awesome

*bleep*ing in the store room at work while drunk is even better.

Find some one you do like and eat all of her corn laden poops.
I type this whilst I am having my poop laden cock sucked.

Popanator, I want to cum in your mouth.

eat my ass, you sexy *bleep*

Sup, Clerks?

*bleep*ing Russian metal rocks! :)

ass *bleep*ing, pussy/asshole eating, shotting cum down a fat chicks throat, drinking beer = yeah baby!!!

OK, that's it, I have to *bleep* some *bleep* right now.
Who loves anal sex more than me.
Always so tight, always makes my cock swell more than usual, a few shots of anejo tequila and it lasts a long time.
Calling Donita right now to cum over for a nice fisting.
....
YES! She is on her way.
Porn in the Blue Ray, tequila on the table, joint rolled up fat.
This is going to be fun!

I am so excited right now.
Donita is coming over.
She has a real nice big *bleep* the loves my fist.
I haven't seen her in about 2 weeks, that slut has been *bleep*ing my friend Jim as a favor to me.
Nobody sucks cock and balls like her.
She is a big ATM go getter.
My cock will ram her *bleep* and she will suck my shaft after I am done tearing her a new hole.
She will clean her *bleep* off my *bleep* and swallow every drop I shoot in her mouth.

Of course, I will show her this post so that she knows what to expect after she drinks my tequila and smokes my ganja.

I have peed and *bleep* on my lovers while *bleep*ing there ass.
Of course, I saved some pee for when she sucked her *bleep* off my dick. She needs to wash that crap down with a nice yellow drink.

My girls learn to love A.T.M.
It is what makes them understand who is in charge and who is going to please their pussy.

Wanna suck your *bleep* juices off of my cock?
So glad to have you in the back side.

ATM me, Queeny

I love midgets
Midget retards would be awesome!

Cock growing harder....
Balls swelling bigger....
Need to fill your mouth/ass/pussy/mouth

who you asking?

keep it cumming

I am watching Japanese game show "Ninja Warrior". I want to *bleep* on the obstacle course to make it even harder for the wanna-be ninjas.

And, Hey Cock Sucker, How about a big white cock. That I can provide for you.

We are just too real for most people who refuse to live out their fantasies.

So come on, Thing, what is your deep dark secret?

take freely from my big dookie pile.
anytime you need to take a *bleep*, I have so many for you to take from my pile.

Sexy *bleep*: I agree, sex is fun, sex is good, sex is dirty so save it for some one you love. ;)
I like having sex while others watch.
That is why we have no curtains in our bed room.

you just can't hold back in the bedroom.
Give her what she wants no matter how strange it may seem at first. Of course I know how to ask for what I want in the back room as well.
Have lots of fun, kids.

So far I have made it to 39.
Though I still get carded for alcohol sometimes!
And still clean as a whistle (no creepy crawlies or itchy's)
How about you, SB?

I always find it weird that people will waste their time hating on things that other people enjoy.
I mean what a waste of an existence, to be hating rather than giving love to those who would receive it.
I guess some people have no one loving on them showing them how much better it is as well as how much more profitable life becomes when you give Love rather than offer/force their unwanted mean and hateful opinions.
Life is short, there is no time to be mean and hateful.
Love you all, poopie people.

I Love BJ's!

Poop Rocks!!!!
Unless your poop is hard as rocks.
Then it can kinda hurt a little.
But in the end, poop is the dirty little secret that we all love moving out through our but holes.

I thank God that my girlfriend poops.
If she didn't, the anal sex would suck, there would be too much backed up poop in the way.
What if I broke the dam open and all that poop shot out all at once filling the room to the ceiling.
We might drown in a sea of poop!
Moral of the story is: let your lovers poop or the consequences could be devastating.

never saw this post until now.
I must say if there was ever a nastier sex queen that Popanator, I would be surprised.
Love you, baby.
Make a stinky for me.
Oh and by the way I was rocking a but plug while feeding my gf a big mouthful of my fresh from her butt hot cum while reading this post.
She told me to say, "mmmmm, gulp, swallow, yes Popanator rocks"

oh yeah, I am jerking off to this post right now.
my gf just made me a sandwich and wants me to feed her a big hot steamy.

It turned her on, too.

I love this site. we get so hot reading and posting on here.
I just wish my body would create large loads of poop and cum faster for to please my baby more.

I found a huge trash bag of hardcore porn while walking through the woods with some friends when we were all 8yrs old.
I blew our minds.
The best part was when my friends sister asked me if she could do some of those things in the pictures that we saw with me.
That is just the f-ed up world we live in today.
So much for waiting for marriage.

It was a fun couple of years until her family moved away when we were 12. So at 12 I had a hard time convincing other girls the fun things that we could be doing.

That was a long time ago.

First of all: This post shall live on forever!
(seriously it takes a long time to get to the bottom)
Second: Give Fist Not War!!!

I work with a giant turd.

Let's just say for a minute that being mean and saying nasty things about other people could some how make you a more pleasant person to be around.
....
OK, minute is up.
People like that are actually unpleasant to be around and eventually chase away all of their friends and end up alone.
The moral of the story is: seek the positives in others and don't be a douche and you will have a long and happy life.

3 cheers for big *bleep* poops

Anytime, you sexy Thing

Maybe you should read her blog and then see who's joking.
Seriously, read her blog.
Not for the faint of heart.

http://www.popanator.com/2010/ 09/perfect-blow-job.html

Poop is good food.
Love it, live it, be one with it.
Eat mushrooms and poop!
So trippy.

I wanna cum on your poop, inside and out.

Better to be getting it out than having it get stuck in there.
I love to ram nice tight *bleep* that is full of loose stool.
Anything to help keep things moving.

You don't know what you are missing.
Just one question, how does one "shut ip"?

All who like to be shafted in the pooper.

Just playing.
Let's *bleep* and get it over with.

I would love to put it in your pooper.
Do you ATM?

anytime anyplace, your call.
but everyone on this site is usually 1000's of miles away so....we'll just have to see, won't we

Zeta

Whatever you want to vent is fine but why be negative?
If you don't like it move on to something you do like.

Simple really.
And a great way to live a happy life.

PS: please start proof reading and spell checking your work.

Hey Thing

ATM = *bleep* To Mouth

It is when I stick it in your pooper and just before I bust a nut, I turn you around and you suck the cum out of my cock as I finish in your mouth.
I understand if you aren't into that but it feels so freaking good.
Of course I always make it worth my partners efforts as I would lick you until you explode with extacy for me.
(*) (*)
*
*/ /

eh

dang, hood!
you crazy
but
that is what it takes to enjoy life

Somebody please return Zeta's cookies.
She is obviously very upset that some one took her cookies.
So please return them to her so she can chill out and return to her favorite website, "Fluffy Puppies and Kittens.com"

All things Poop, my dawg.
All things Poop.

Popanator, suck my *bleep*ty balls clean.
(translation for the poop impaired, "Hugs and kisses, you sexy gal, you!")

Oh, you're a guy. (?)
Then why do you act like such a *bleep*?

Seriously, dude, man up a bit, alright.

That would make for a lot of fun.
I could only hope that we are close enough to meet for private party time.
The internet is a big place.
In the mean time, talk dirty to me, baby!

you know how to get me to bust a nut, Popanator.
Thanks again

Hey Thing,
Think about my hard shaft poking your *bleep* and bang your love hole.
That should clear up the horny for a while.
Wish I could be of more help.

You know I am dreaming about it every night.
Someday, hopefully sooner than later.

a little weird, but hey weird is cool sometimes.

I want my thing in the Thing every way our creative minds will take us.

I've been sick.
All the poop ran out my bottom like a waterfall for 6 hours straight. I was also puking the whole time.
You should have smelt that crap load, Popanator, you would have gotten so high that you would have floated straight to the stars.

Noooo.
Why aren't there any good adult only sites for pervs?
24 or older only.
Good-bye, kids.

Alfredo salad

My cock loves pounding poop.
So much tighter than vaginal sex.
So much more dominance.
Suck your poo of my cock and swallow my load then tell me you want more.
I give to you freely, my love slave.
Bang your pussy with your fist while I cum in your ass, you dirty slut. Then clean me with your tounge.

I love blowjobs
There is nothing better than a girl that knows how to do it right.
FYHood: I love you, man.
You are a funny MF
Keep on keeping it real.
Everyone else: Don't be so serious, learn to laugh at *bleep*, OK

PS: I also love to go down on my women.
Nothing makes me feel so good as a man as when I make my woman scream with pleasure and watch her body curl up as she rips her nails into me and tries to push me away as she starts to beg me to stop.
mmmm
Have fun people

beast = animal
figure it out
of course it's emo talk. :)

I like missionary