I love poop squished between my butt cheeks especially when its warm and gooey and someone heats it back up before they put it back in my butt

Dingleberries make me squeal. I hate it when I go at some poop but then I try to smile and its all stuck in my teeth #worstfeelingever

I feel so accomplished after a large dump. The sound of a Turd plopping into the toilet water makes me smile! Everytime I get that feeling of poop, I am so happy! :) I LOVE POOP

I love poopy poop poop, I love the lustious smell of it. And its just so exquisitly tasty. Nom nom nom. I love the warm feeling of poop sliding in between my cheeks. And feeling the cold water trickling my tight butt cheeks. And I love the rusty smell of my poop covering me. Thank you and have a pooperific day.

Sometimes when I poop it looks like a snake. Then I'm scared! Ahhhhhhhhh

I love it when I see the remains of corn in my poop