I once pissed in the dustbin in a 5 star hotel...twas really FUN!!was drunk outta my mind of course....

MASTICATE means to eat...and defaecate means to poop..not what you said

you could also lick your precious spoon clean...mmmm...yuuuummmmm..... warm turds!!!

AND SQUEEZE THEM AND MASH THEM AND APPLY THEM ALL OVER MY BODY AND FACE....AHHHH YELLOW BILIVERDIN CELLULOSE RICHNESS..WITH INTESTINAL BACTERIAL METABOLITES...AND TAPEWORMS...OF THE CONSISTENCY OF BLACK FOREST CAKE.....WHICH MELTS IN THE MOUTH....MMMMMMMMM

YOU AWESOME SICK BASTARD!!!

Ive gotten peed on by two different children on the same day... :(

my pants are still yellow....even after 8 months

you have some imagination, lady....how did the chicken willie puke taste???was it soupy??did it have bits and pieces of this and that??did you drain it to the last drop??

you seem to bleeding from your butt an awful lot....
I think you should fist yourself every time you go take a dump...that way your butt hole would expand beforehand and not be subjected to unnecessary sudden enlargement...or...you could just enjoy it!!!!
hehe

hows pablo hangin??

I WANT SOME GUMMY BEARS TOO...CHEWY AND POO COATED!!!!LIKE MOLTEN CHOCOLATE WITH A STRAWBERRY CENTRE!!!!

I COULD HAVE IT FOR LUNCH AND DINNER!!!!!!!!MMMM....SLLLLLUU UURRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!

would you lend me some??seeing as I cant manufacture them naturally???
plzzzzz

its dangerous even then...dont try it....intestinal coliforms will definitely be present..youll get SERIOUSLY ill..and nobodys intestines would be completely worm free

but if you wanna sound disgusting...go ahead and explain whatever fetishes you might have on this website...personally I would love to hear it..and I ACTUALLY doube that ANY ONE on this website has ever eaten poop..except me of course.....hehe

mmmmmmm......discoloured bananas with ridges and grooves!!!!MMMM!!!!!

SUCK MY *bleep* POOPHATING *bleep*ES!!!!!
I LOVE POOP..ESPECIALLY CURLY LOGS...ITS FUN TO WATCH THEM COME OUT...AND EXTREMELY SATISFYING...

congratulations..mankind is saved
sorry for my lameness3j589

maybe you should stop eating spicy food...
and eat poop instead...
recycling is also a good way to save the environment.
become one with your poop...none will be able to stop you.

i cant reach my asscrack :(

im waiting!!!!! YUM!!!!!!!!! gimme NOW!

you really like this word dont you? come across it only recently have you?
please dont post unrelated stuff on a poop lovers site.
thank you
qweer.

hey!!! its true! Ive tried maggots on my willy!!
I tried an ant once though. It bit me :(

yaa...she does that every time she gets horny..which is rather often...hence the redundant posts

thank you!
I intended gonorea to mean the specific name of the causative organism of the disease, not the disease in itself. :)
and yes...popanator turns a lot of people on!
often by the vivid descriptions of her amorous activities with her father..
lucky fellow!

i LOVE big asses!! theyre juicy.

now his willy has itchy cheese on it..

I LIKED EEL SOUP

and she ate it

you should poop more then..

i know...lemonade isnt salty!

you hate everyone whos commented on this post so i wont take it personally
and well done. btw my ex's piss tasted awesome

AHHHH!! a new troll..how should we deal with this one?
poop on its face?
fist its food out out of its stomach?


oh my god now im horny..
gotta go jerk off to the poo pics on this site.
bbye troll

major dookie you took the poo out of my mouth..i laughed so much.
:)
pee up his arse and flush out the anti poo parasites in them,.. I say!

yummm....fishy cherry flavoured gummy bears

why throw? lovingly smear and feed each other. become one with your poo..you and the world will be at peace. :)

youre an ANUS! your ANUS should be shut down. there is no place on this site for ANUSES. go away ANUS. when youll have an itchy swollen ANUS youll come running to us for help. because youre ANUS is itchy and swollen.

thats my replacement term for asshole. like it?
my guess is that youll like it as much as you like this site. for youre an ANUS

and dirty mouth