My Mom took me to the mall to see Santa, but they said I was too big. He shook my hand and said he would give me a nice Christmas and he did.

One time I had an ice cream sandwich but here was no bread.

This time my Mom took me to church and I had a good time and sang a song about Iesus. If you get to go to church you should go.

The horn on my bike goes beep. It has three wheels so I don't fall off.

mY DOG gINGER GOES OUTSIDE UNLESS i DON'T GET UP. Then Mom gets mad.

This one time I went to Burger King and said I work at McDonalds! They all laughed.

This one time I went to Walmart and they told this guy he could not come back. This reminded me of that.

This one time i put on a big box to be a robot and I fell down. I had to go to the hospital cause my head was bloody and it hurt.

Chicken Nuggets are good.

I put a log on the campfire at Boy Scout camp..

Pop is delicious

This one time I rode my bike to the little store and got a Pop. I saw Darci and Shelley.

I know how to make French Fries. They are good with a cheeseburger.

Yes, I work at McDonalds.

Two guys were on a bridge and peed. One said the water is cold and one said the water is deep.

Today I got to take out the special orders to the cars! A lady tried to give me a dollar but Heather said no tips so I said no thank you! It was an important job to do. If you get to go to McDonalds I will say hi and get your food maybe.