When I was in 4th grade I was riding home on the bus and I pooped my pants, and then I had to walk home from the bus stop with the log in my underwear.

I have been pooped on too! But it was when I was ramming my boyfriend with a this 10 inch strap on, and when I pulled it out of his butt, it had poopy on the tip!!!!

Well it was pretty big, so I guess I was poking his intestines hahlahahahaha

Oh yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for 6 years and I'm used to it. I've seen his skid mark boxers and all that. I've forgotten to flush and he's seen all types and textures of my poop. When I was pregnant he had to hear and smell lots of diarrhea. yeah, we're definitely used to the fact that we poop.

We love you too F**K YO HOOD. We surely do.

Today I couldn't button my pants so I had a fiber shake and then I pooped and pooped and pooped, and it smelled like dog poop and it came out in a wet sloppy mass, and then I took a shower because that's how wet and sloppy it was, and then I put my pants on and they buttoned. It was fantastic.

You and the baby can share clothes. Unless you have an abortion.

I love that poem more than I love my life.

Oh ya'll wanna war now huh? Smellypoopers vs. OTHERS. In defense of smellypoopers, I'm gonna squeeze out a huge fat dump and giggle when the size of my poop makes the water splash up and hit me in the butt cheeks. Then I'll put on my goggles and cover my mouth and flush the toilet while the lids still up, and watcyh the logs of turd swirl around in the bowl before breaking in half and disappearing down the pipes. I TAKE BIG DUMPS!

People like to use poop during sex, I think they call it a space docker. That's when you have one of those long hard dumps, so you put your butthole up to someone's butthole or vagina, and then you take the dump so the long log of *bleep* goes directly into them, nice and thick and stiff, like a penis. Then the two of you share it like a double headed dildo, and slide up and down on it. Yeah, oh yeah yes. Holy fudge yes.

Once I had diarrhea, and so I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could, squeezing my butthole closed, and I got into the bathroom, oh yes, I made it! And I pulled my pants down, and OH MY GOD just at the last moment, I managed to sit down on the toilet right as I had explosive violent diarrhea spurting out of my butthole!!!! Imagine my dismay a split second later when I realized the lid was closed.

crazy *bleep* machine, i need someone to shave my dog. Will you do it if I pay you in paperclips? By the way, did you say you farted and it was good? What kind of fart was it? Was it a machine gun fart? Was it a question fart that went up at the end? Was it a bubble fart that somehow slid out of your crack and tickled your jibblies as it slid up to the front of your groin? Well? Well>?

Hell no, my porn always involves double penetration. Hell yeah, a female that can take one in the pink and one in the stink is my kinda *bleep*. Just so you know, I'm a female myself, and while I've never double penned with 2 guys, I've double penned with one man and a vibrator. I letmy boyfriend do me in the *bleep* while I slip a vibrator in and out of my *bleep*. And then I put the vibrator in my butthole and let my boyfriend *bleep* my pussy crazy and hard and make me scream and beg to have his baby. It's so hot and horny... Me moaning and panting, and then he says,"You want my baby?" And then I say, "Yeah baby, get me pregnant, please baby I wanna have your baby. Fill me full of that hot sticky cum, please baby leave me a fat wad, oh my god I need it please," and then he'll pound me and pound me, and we'll both breathe hard and when he comes i wrap my legs around his back and he'll hold me tight and we'll kiss, and i'll kiss his neck and face, while he empties his load into me. So no, my porn isn't based on poop. It's based on my sexy *bleep* man that I love, whose body is thle basis of every fantasy I have. Mmmmmmmmmmm

Popanator, I thought we had something. But that post you just put up is the SAME POST, WORD FOR WORD, that you put up, but with my name, Craptastic, after my space docking comment. I thought you were special. And the truth is, you're nothing but a betrayer, a faithless jump off. Good day.

Hehe Go no re a, I like your name LOL.

She betrayed me. She needs new material. Strumpet!

What does that have to with poop, Cock Sucker?

Well fine, I'll grant you that Popanator BUT you didn't have to right it word for word. When you talk dirty to me, you talk dirty with original material. And that's that. Disobey me and I'll show you who your daddy really is.

Hey Robert, learn how to spell you stupid illiterate *bleep*! I've corrected your spelling. Your post SHOULD read: "You're *bleep* right IHATEPOOPLOVERS. There are some *bleep*ed up people on here." Your grammar is atrocious as well. You could have said "There are some *bleep*ed up people here," or "There are some *bleep*ed up people on this site," and been correct. You need to learn to spell and to speak, and then you may criticize other people. Idiot. I wish it had been your dad's birthday so that your mom would have swallowed you instead. PS, I'd like to rape your *bleep* with a strap on, and then make you lick the *bleep* off the tip while I rub myself with a vibrator.

It feels good when you poop first thing in the morning, or when you poop while you're drunk. Especially the long slow poops that work themselves slowly out of your butthole.

You want to know what REALLY sucks? More than pissing in your own mouth? Ok so one time, I was going down on my boyfriend, and at the last minute, right when he was about to cum, I moved out of the way because I didn't want it in my mouth that time. And he ended up shooting it into his own mouth! Hahahaha

And there is no *bleep* way we will let the terrorists win. AMERICA, *bleep* YEAH, LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!! Oh yeah Al-qaeda, our joy will turn to tears? Well how about his you dumb *bleep* monkey *bleep*es, our tears will turn into the alcohol we drink when we roast your heads!!!! How about I'll let one of you AS A FAVOR, lick the dried *bleep* off my asshole? Fly a plane into our buildings, you mother*bleep*ers, see what's up. SEE WHAT THE *bleep* IS UP

That won't do any good, *bleep* Yo Hood, because I'll be in YOUR bedroom tonight, raping you and your family with dogs. Mmmm, I hope there are some young children to smother. Don't pretend you aren't coming hard when I put a gun to your mom's head and force her to lick your pussy.

Now I feel bad.