I've never see such a good poop. I'm jealous.

I took a really smelly poop today. My girlfriend almost threw up when she walked into the bathroom. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

I like how you posted the same comment like 15 times. I think that you love the smell and texture of *bleep*. It consumes you and you refuse to give into you urges. I took a huge *bleep* at an applebees today and clogged the toilet and it made me think of you. Then I check my email and it says that 16 new comments have been posted. I *bleep* in my hand and rubbed one out with it, sexxxy.
Keep up the good work!!!

See, I can make multiple posts too. I win!!!!

Been there, done that. I think you have a problem. You see to have nothing better to do than to come here and try to insult everybody while, in fact, your just giving everybody someone to rip on. It's a stupid website about poop. It's a joke, it's a silly website for people to come and talk about a bodily function.
P.S. I'm not getting defensive, I love this! You seem to be getting SO pissed off that this website exists and you have to keep comming back to try and have the last word. Keep up the good work!

I love it. Your so angry!!! smellypoop.com wins!!!

pwned!

I don't care what people think of me. Like I've said before the site is a joke, it's immature and ment to be funny. Your anger and hatred of this site makes me happy. The fact that you are so encompased with comming here to post about your fury aimed at this site is awsome. I only come to this site to piss you off, and it seems to be working. EPIC FAIL!

I think you are getting mad (just look at how many "!" you used in your last post.) Your probally the kid in high school who got stuffed in lockers and got swirlies every day of his life. So now you come onto blogs and make fun of everybody else who's different to make yourself feel like you have a big dick. I hope you are that kid, because me and my kind made you this way.
P.S. just because you brought it up, I am married and I'm a construction superintendent for NYC. I probally make more in 1 week than you make in 6 months at you minimum wage job.
Double pwnage!!

Ah the old "I have 2 names cause my husband made one" trick. Very clever. Trying to sneak in that you have a husband. A man of average would just assume that you are indeed married, but I see right thru you. Your poor lies dissapoint me. I thought better of you. Also I'm assuming that you are indeed a girl so shouldn't you be making dinner or, perhaps, scrubbing the toilet.
Triple pwnage!

Hey tara! I'm glad to have someone on my side.

oh your just cranky cause you have your period, and again, I think you are the loser. You are consumed with comming back and posting yo0ur hatered of this site. You should really get a life.

Your the one who gets angry (your posts always have like a million "!" in them.) Every body else is making fun of you. If I was angry I would say something obscene. Maybe Like "Your just mad at us because your husband *bleep*s you in the *bleep* and makes you eat the *bleep* off of his dick." just off the top of my head. I'll never stop comming back it reply to your comments. Me and my smellypoop.com freind Tara are ready to rock this *bleep* out.
Quad pwnage!!!

I can keep this up forever. Do your worst. I want you to write me the most offensive thing you can think of. Thats your homework.
P.S. I went to a store today and they messed up my food order like they did the last 10 times so I gave em the "upper deck." Thats when you take the top of the back tank of the toilet and crap in there. Then everytime someone flushes the toilet poo comes out into the bowl.
Pwnage.

I thank you smellypoop.com guy. I love to get the email saying that a new comment has been posted on this thread.
and I thank you Ihatepooplovers, because of your posts, people on this site seem to have become more loyal to each other and to the community. We all gather to defend our rights to talk openly about poop. Your only making your enemies stronger. Keep up the good work.
Quad pwnage!!
P.S. I just got a glow in the dark toilet seat cover and I'm putting neon lights all over my bathroom. Pimpin aint easy.

we win!
pwnage!

pwned

Calculated Genious!!!!

JOHN THE BUM. You are my hero.

It's like ultra salty. Drink a bottle of soy sauce, thats what it's like.

yea taydude, quit being a douchebag. Leave tara alone. She was the only one who stood by me in the epic fight against ihatepooplovers. She's a real american hero!!!

I think taydude is the secret lover of ihatepooplovers. Taydudes up in here causein problems.

good to have you back!!!

Soy Sauce, it's VERY salty.