joints joints joints joints

i shaved my legs for this?

that's so awesome, you son of a bitxh

MY DEPTHPERCEPTION MUST BE OFF AGAIN

FALK YOU "THE THING" quit saying 'tis' you're not elgant a$shoe, only my pastor can be that and he saved my azz from anoder curbstomp this week

i shaved my legs on a dare and the older guys in my building started telling me to open my mouth, saying "ya that'll do just fine, but can you suck" and i said "i can hold a popsicle no hands" and they said "come back this afternoon, i have something for you"


but i woke up in the hospital again, cuz my nose started bleeding again at school AND WOULD NOT STOP. docters say i have brain damage but i say they have MEDSCHOOL DAMAGE who's wit me?

fuxk you, fuxking die, fuxking umurrikun

wanna have a bumfight in the courtyard in front of my building? i'll knock you tis-*bleep* jaw loose

she's a *bleep*en HONKIE HATIN *bleep*-*bleep*

i know georgia nicholson personally, and am offended at you doubting this fact.

me too. and i like my friends. even the ones the douche-thing teabags.

k thnx yourself, *bleep*. the *bleep*-crumbs in your moustache are crumbling!!

fuxk you, the thing. i hope you get cancer in your ass.

the thing nicks you with her teethe when she gives blowjobs

hey THE THING:



BALLS TO YOU!!

no, what are you, retarded?


maybe after years and years, as someone's "farting chair", it'll stink somethin fierce, but i think the cancer in your right nut is what you really need to worry about, wario.

worthless?


coming from a penis-scraper?


tsk tsk, the thing, tsk tsk

I ALMOST TYOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU
thank god i didn't cuz that woulda been a lie-eye

the phrase i have is for the thing.
it starts with a 'f' and ends with a 'you'


three remaining guesses

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but only if you promise to be gentle

good i hope you strangle on it

why is the thing so immature that she sees someone's sexuality, personal to the someone, as being sufficient grounds to disparage? ITS PLAIN UNAMERICAN TO HATE ON ME FOR BEING DIFFERENT FROM HER

HEY THE THING:::::


lick my *bleep* and suck on my balls

the thing is a al queda operative operating inside the ussa!!!!

QUIT SUPPORTIN TURR'R

i'm an a$$?
well you a h0e. yall aint even sorry, you just sayin that to get us off ya @$$

yeah, i agree
i wish that diqhead who ran this awful site would just block him. WHY ARE YOU A PU$$Y, SMELLYPOOP.COM?

hey punkemodude



check out the new thursday album, they are a beautiful band i bet you'd love

major dookie, i know, right!!!

i would have married her too, IN AN INSTANT

no, not at all

have we even spoke before, you se.xybi.tch?

i love everyone. even the thing, despite her "very funny retardation"

who the *bleep* is that idiot??^^

wow because "I ALMOST TOLD YOU THAT I'D FIST YOU"??



it tis pleasant just ask popanator she tisn't shy

i just took a huge dump to work!

are you *bleep*ed in the head? burritos and *bleep*ting are great!!

if i were straight i would rape you

oh, so your dad's fuxked in the head too?
before he got you in the poopshoot?



YOU'RE FUXKED IN THE A$S!!!

i will shave off your nuts if you even look at my cat, you coxkknocker

if you guys dustpipe, i'll videotape

we will be very rich and will have all the cabbage and carrots we can steal, from the farmer whose barn we'll squat in. please queen victoria frizzy hair?

sure, if you're a coxknocker who can't get a real job, be a dirtbag bounty hunter

i jerked off a 2x4 and now i have a splinter

vasectomy, vasecto-you

you don't like homosexuals? what the fuxk man, what if i said i didn't like you because you were born the retarded colour you are, you phucking idiot.

i ripped the seam in elmo's bottom, put a bit if lube in a condom and i *bleep*ed the stuffing out of elmo, right up to his eyes, i could feel them slapping the head of my dik

hey jango, you and john should put sticks of dynamite in eachother's asses, and ask the thing to light the fuse

good idea, you've always had a sharpe mind big popa.

it all started last winter, remember i told you how my ex-gf realised she had to work after she started to blow me? when she finished me off that night, there was so much she choked? that's been happening a lot in the last months, and it's not just her because i've been choking everyone like it's a fire hose :S

man, jango's actin like a *bleep*

to call me your rival would imply that we're peers, and me - i'm not a dirtbag bounty hunter. nothing like you, my deer 11 year old

jango, you know, you talk like someone who will never get laid. you talk like someone who's going to die alone, in fact

well as long as you spend one of those 100,000,000 wishes on some spelling lessons, i guess we'll both sleep better you dickweed. you're clearly a stupid ugly kid with no friends. i wish we could just get along and help eachother but you're so full of *bleep*. i just wanna help a little brotha out



ps: your're the little brother,

well, i wouldn't hire you for anything. because hey look, it's tomorrow and i haven't been attacked by any idiot ugly 11 year olds who are mentally/psychologically fuzked up, because his parents died and left him here all alone in this cold ugly world that he can't understand because he believes in the lies that his body tells him

WHO WANTS A DUSTPIPE?!?!?!

amen to everyone

man want to?

@can't you see......


what if i could scientifically demonstrate that you are wrong, when you say "there is no god"

what if i could logically say, "if you and i look down on ants and microbial organisms in microscopes, logically speakin, something HAS to look down on us"

i love you man, you're too young to kill yourself. can we be friends as in actually talk?

because sexyness comes natural to you. some people are born with it and some people have to learn, but everyone's capable

it doesn't matter if his favourite colour's brown, the point of a window is to be able to see through it. this story..... FAKE AND GAY

i think what you just admitted is the way people in denial admit, "oh yeah, you're right, i am ineffectual"



i still love you little homie. love is the veil my hope wears

yes i will hellp you, and yes i do want to be everybody's friend. even with the fecalpheliac who made this s(h)it(e)

well, the (poon)tang, at least we can agree on something :P

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA doofus. that was rich. i hope you don't get banned, we need more of your kind around here.

that tisn't funny

http://www.youtube.co m/watch?v=tj2s6vzErqY&feature=p yv

jango, c'mon man

boba and jango fett only appeal to young people (usually boys) who don't believe in anythng. it is more dangerous to be directionless than it is to pursue any direction, and that's the fate that befalls boba, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =tj2s6vzErqY&feature=p yv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =tj2s6vzErqY&feature=p yv

it tis so hawt to have a real orgy and not on the phone.

sometimes my pastor massages my tailbone while he's drilling me and it feels just great

oh please cum on my tits

i haven't ever but i had sex on a waterbed once

with my pastor, reverend odonnell

but i really want the creater of this site to drill my tight asshole

lloydminster alberta's safer you n00b

who cares it's a retarded site

how's the gunshot wound doing?

was it a bb gun?
real bullets require quite a bit of digging, to remove, if you've only got tweezers to work with. once my neighbour thought i was a vampire so he shoved a stake in my butt (i moved at the last second; he was going for my blood-pumper but instead got me in the poop-pumper) and then no joke he hit me with a hammer in the face to make sure i couldn't fight back. his muum laughed when i showed up at their door, with tweezers and a mad shiner

for the record this is my favourite thread on this site because john gets his panties in a knot over me stickin with my bros and not picking up his hoe-a$s sister down at the dairy queen

hey thing, wanna post pictures of our junk in the poop-picture gallery?

it's only wrong and blonde if you're deficient in pigmant and are intimidated by nudity' it's not gross we're all supposed to be naked, the public nudity laws are gross



and jango and booba are father and son, i thought, not the same person?

more like "john the twat"!!



am i rite ppl?

it's a dirtay jawb butt sum buuhdeez gotzta do it sideways




you're addicted to a drug, if you suffer caffeine withdrawl, fyi

man you would totally teach them if you put a bunch of golf-balls and chuncks of steal and rocks and sh!t in a plastic bag, put the plastic bag in a knee-sock, an d smashed the windows tonight while no one's thurr



if anyone's watching, you can beat the $hit out of them with your new weapon!! win-win brotha

i tried to stretch my belly-button piercing like my ears once, it was great

if my girlfriend were dubstep, maybe i'd listen to her :S

it's really pretty much the un-healthiest thing you can do, holding grudges. once you hope it you can never unhope it, because you meant it at one point :S




i hope all works out, tingy, and punkemodude!!!!

have you heard the new thursday album?!?!?! no devoluion? it's SSSSSOOOO good

i pulled my catheter out and threatened to take legal action against the hospital


but i was so high i didn't feel anything

i find the ting hard to masterbate to


ti treally tdo

i think we should excommunicate any n!ggaz in da houwse rockin multiple accounts



PEAS

i just can't help myself

yr wlcm

bitxh, please

with anyone else i'd expect those words to be typed in jest; IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED, SITE CREATOR?

MY BIRTHNAME WAS MARILYN MANSON

yeah, i know, but you'll weild it so much better if you hold off on it. aren't you like 13?

yeah, but tingy, it tis never a bad idea to be able to discern, because you never know what flaws life is going to throw at you and you gotsta be on your toes. like when i took a baseball bat to youthgroup a couple months ago. let's just say those bigga*bleep*z ain't tossing their salads in my bowl anymore

the thing, you smell lonely

poop-geometry next, plz

i wanted to h0ok up with the guy who made this site, but then i realised i hate this site and don't like guys to begin with

i know, i haven't acted that fool since i was 13

skate or die
bros before hoes
snitches get stitches


we are the 99%

dedicated to john the bum

o m g u have to get tested i have syphillis!!!

buddhism's seriously a really respectable faith. friggin christians are practically atheists, if you look at how they think!

k this isn;t funny anymore. this site got too real for me

so do churhc people

a god*bleep* gringo, you say?

no one on this godforsaken site is normal
just ask the *bleep* who made this place!!

dude, it wasn't a good secret. we know you were jango too

is it really that weird?

i wanna rape you joey 182

seriosuly??!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!

watch them all because he's coming to rape them all



there's no such thing as 'internet cops', only illuminati and bilderburgs

and i thought tis was bad. just *bleep* off and speak english, not middler-(school-)english, okay, tingy?

the thing, i agree with you, personally, not that i'm homophobic - just, it takes a degree of immaturity/malleability to engage in homosexual relations


i know firsthand. that was why the homies in my building started kicking my ass. they was all homophobic

the thing, you're *bleep*ed up

normal if you're retarded, sre, u fckn dmmy

you don't drink enough water and eat too many carbs, thus leaving your *bleep* rock-solid and jagged. each poop, your a$shole gets worn down farther til it breaks

and if there are teeth-scrapes on my pea-nis then there is something wrong with your blowjawb

hey, if you want to give someone else the old 'thing-scraping', that's cool, because i'm not into girls who use their teeth


i have standards, okay?

you don't have to bite. just knicking it hurts like hell.

and besides, it wouldn't be fun either, because i bet your beejbs are like a two-finger handjob where i come in your mouth

thirty minutes later

i've been trying hard to shut this *bleep*show down


i think i'm getting it (except the thing keeps coming back to scrape penis with her teeth that don't use vowels)

man i'll tell you wtf is going on her kawq

the thing won't suck my diq, even after i offer her the best oral a hoe can axe foe. i'd have her squirming to kingdom-cum but the cawqmaster who runs this site sez: "oh no, yo homie's ip ain't allowed dawg, we aint playin"

the thing is 16 so that makes us both pedophiles, major dookie

at your age, assuming you are sixteen, that's pretty common. i used to be so restless before i "found myself". just stick with it - it's you that is the problem (not to blame you, it was me who was my problem), and you'll grow out of it. just love with your heart, and never be afraid to learn new stuff, and you'll in time, find you for yourself

ammyjoy have a i ever tolled you i want to ream you so hard

yeah i've been trying to troll this place to *bleep* for like a year and a half now, and the *bleep* who runs this site only ever blocks my grandmother;s ip, so i use one a church or something, he;s *bleep*ing dense

a can make you choke on my load, what do you call it when she spits on your couch?

the twat who made this site is trying to take away our constitional right to freely express ourselves!!

you're a good commrade, agrijag. thank you so much for being here and fighting the good fight. fat people are a liability to everyone, because when they get diabetes they're going to cry and demand the taxe payers fix them for the problems they CHOSE ro assume

do you want to make out?

i'm pretty sure that some form of brain-damage is a pre-requisite to posting on this site



me, i got curbstomps from the homies in ma building who are homophobic (buh i ain't ghey), and popanator, i think hers is oxygen deprivation, from all the methan she inhales

fat kids need to have their parents hung. get them outside playing, like kids SHOULD be

http://www.x-entertainment.com /pics/kool1.jpg

i think major_dookie's parents gave him his :D

okay, but i'm never dustpiping again, i swear!!

I know a dog with a 4 inch clit!!!

major dookie FOR THE WIN!!!!

i was the original drummer for my chemical sexchange, before that matt pelletier tool took my job and made me hold my babies to a cat's teat to be able to feed them!

so just so you know, i was one of the 18 who voted this thread down


zeta/jango, how do you change your name?

well it;s a good thing i'm not an asshole


i thought you were in loydminster and 13?

misscrazy translation: i am a dummy and i have no idea what i am talking about, so i should shut up now



christian, period, look at things in black an white. reality is a bunch of grey

my boyfriend accused me of having a penis so i drilled him in the butt

with it

read what i'm saying before you dismiss it

religion is a politic, whereas spirituality is reAlity

in my band there's this guy who's such an atheist i'm like "why don't you marry a christian and have stupid-babies together?"

would i ever rape a guy who toasts with piss?




AAAAAWWWWHHH YEAH

today was the first time in years that i've gone downtown and not thought about wanting to drink alcool. my life has gotten so much better since i left this *bleep*hole behind

the very fact that you're a christian places you just-barely above the percentile of stupid that atheists occupy. but the fact is you;re still wrong

spirituality is 'understanding reality', whereas religion is 'reading what the book tells you to believe'

i thought this was the bus stop

guys i need to get to the mall

you're claiming A) to be a christian, but B), to not be retarded?


my concept of retardation is essentially "something that does not make logical sense, but is still perpetuated"


a jew you've never met, crossing out your sins by being nailed to some wood, sounds pretty retarded to me, no matter how "not retarded" you tell me you are

this is the problem with christian/atheist thinking, that i'm really trying to highlight, here

"i'm not retarded!!" sez the one thinking retarded thoughts

:|

hey jackasstastic, fuxk yourself

THEN YOURE NOT A CHRISTIAN




see that's the problem with christianity, it's like a club you join and forget about

it's not 'smarter', it's a matter of CONCIOUSNESS that really counts.

atheists only believe in what their physical senses perceive, and are thus retarded. most christians aren't much more CONCIOUS, even if an atheist is smarter than the christian

are christians NOT supposed to swear, or is that what someone told you christians don't do?

i was baptised too, but that doesn't mean i am catholic. do you actually understand that the electrical current animating your muscles, IS 'god', aka jehovah aka allah aka yahweh?

i don't know him, only that lighter song by bad meets evil.... is he any good?

i believe i've been responsible for a full quarter of the posts here, and i haven't mentiopned blowjobs until now:



I PREFER THE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED TYPE WHERE YOU GIRLFRIEND CHOKES AND THE YOU SNOWBALL AND GET HER PREGNANT BY GOING DOWN ON HER

a. you're like 10, you have no idea how sexy it makes you feel to be in control of your man

b. you've never had a guy blow your mind by going down on you, so you've never wanted to return the favour

c. if buddy eats healthy, it doesn't taste bad (pinapple jews just makes it better-tasting)

d. it doesn't really make her pregnant (you have to shoot inside her to do that)

e. if you;re good at blowing, you're pretty much the hottest girl every guy wants

f. when every guys wants you, you get to pick and choose what guy you want

g. we're not all as retarded as the popanator, and there is no defecation/fecal-matter involved, in a perfect blowjob

baby when i'm done with your pussy you won't even remember your own name

if only i didn't want to f the ones who didn't want to f me

EXACTLY, JAMAL


i was collatoral damage in my mother's war with understanding

i don't know where it actually came from, but apparently in the early 1700's it meant "a short blast from a horn", before it meant 'to *bleep*'

so i assume before people said "horns make a 'toot toot' sound" they'd say "they make a 'poop poop' sound"


i assume it's that kind of word that is supposed to imitate a sound, i can't remember what those are called -- onamonapea?

i'd snitch on you too, for biting me


it's not that funny a joke

I'M OFFICIALLY THAT PRO

so i can say "what is she, a manatee, i only weigh xxx"

no, i meant that everytime i've given girls oral, they close their legs when they cum



plus a beartrap isn't made of silkysmooth thighs

i don't know, that'sa what i;m pissed about

NEVER BLOCK A COCK


is it true that the fbi recognise juggalos as a gang?

sh!t pi$s fuxk kunt kawksucker motherfcuker t!ts f@rt tird and tw@t

i fukd your mom

The girl in the pale green bikini is sexy. The things I would do to her: I'd take her out on a date and respect her boundaries.

yeah but i'm relatively convinced you're fckd in the head

ow who even did her boobjob!!!



i want to know so i can GET MINE DONE

YOU;RE *bleep*ING CRAZY AMMYJOY can i be superintendant in your trailerpark?




PLZ??

i live in missori you wanna make out?

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA ur alone

it's called a fifi if you roll up a towel



source: spent three and a half years in prison

FAH Q

rully? link plz

7inches inside a bodybuilder!!!!!

popa you give me an erection that could break glass

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THREAD

yeah haha the holocaust was all his fault

well something tells me we live far away, and i won't touch your bum. but i'm pretty much game

i had never considered this until now (my cat's beside me) but i don't think i've ever seen a penis that would fit

http://www.smellypoop.com/PiSS ed.php?blogid=2070

http://www.smellypoop.com/PiSS ed.php?blogid=2070

balls to you!!

blowjobs involve penis' and mouths, involving *bleep* is to defile an art

i'm a 31 yearold knob who lives in my mum's basement and won't have a duel because i know the kid challenging me will win

whar say you, scallywag?
pistols at dawn?

say *bleep* if you just wann fcuk

hi haley, my name's dave
if you wanna take off your pants and straddle my face, i'm sure we'll both be a-okay

jessica, you're fukced in the head

@bunny45

i believe 'understand' is what you mean when you say 'believe'

because everything has to be logically balanced, and so to counter our mother physical, our father 'metaphysical' counters. it's logic

once i put a straw in my urethra

imaginin how good my wet gloryhole is

IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN, IT'S REALITY YOU DORK

you don't need to believe in it, it's just fact

--_¶____._
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--/__==O____/
---),---.(_(_) /
--//_¤_),------
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//_¤_//.
COMPTON BLOODZ 4 LIFE *bleep*z

IF YOU'RE NOT WHITE, YOU'RE NOT RIGHT

cummin on my nips! uhhh

YOU GET A *bleep*EN INFECTION F THE P.O.P

IT'S RETARD'D!!!



which is wwhy i keep coomming back

you know what would really show him?


if you gave him aids.

goat*bleep*s, you say?

to $hit is like falling in love, inb that it's not a decision you make, you wanksta

misscurlshertoes

it feels like home, you know



so wiggle your hips a bit on my merrygoround

that's pretty hot

give it to me baby
uh huh uh huh

don't worry, i am totally all about not fukcing with 12 yearolds//////





BUT ANYWAY YOU'RE ALL EFFING STUPID!!!! it's called xenophobia, 'racism' is our belief that we as hueman beings are superior to other RACES like horses and cows and your mother



WE ARE ALL BEINGS, UNIFORM IN DESIGN THOUGH OCCURING IN DIFFERENT HUES!!!!!

there's no time like the present ;)

it doesn't matter what colour it is, you're supposed to flush and sit back down, to wait for the next one!!!

isn't that too bad, that in this day and age, our governments are allowed to train the armies that kill millions for being different (it's called genocide and pretty much every country has comitted it at some point - for strategic reasons. saddam hussein's clan, in iraq, have a saying i kind of find humuor in, in a way that isn't funny. it's "kill him and end his news")

kids get real *bleep*ed up, modelling themselves after our *bleep*ed-up parents. homosexuality, though, and look at me in my pink shirt - i'm no homophobe (i've kidded guys before) - homosexuality comes down to an inability to communicate with the opposite sex. homosexuals are their own biggest obstacle, but rather than try to 'grow up' and be a man (which is, to confront something you might not overcome - but to still be okay with that) and master eating pussy, even if you don't get it the first time. YOU DIDN'T WALK PROPERLY THE FIRST TIME EITHER but that doesn't mean you say "yeah i'm just gunna crawl everywhere, *bleep* walking" or "i'm not going to try to improve my game, i'm going to approach the same sex as myself and employ the greeting "hey you" as my pickupline"


I LOVE YOU ALL
peas

i pet my cat but he wasn't having it/.

i don't want your posterior i want your epidermis

you tried to fight me once with your teethe on my peener!!

show them that teethe-on-the-head-of-erect-pe nises trick you do with your crockery!!! i swear they will all shut the fudge up

show them the tricks you guys do with your teeth, trying to make the boys cry?

$HIT-SLINGIN CLASSIX

i will give you $40 if you slap him as hard as you can and tell him to "shut your *bleep*ing mouth and get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!!!"

NO WAIT!!

i'll give you $400 if you call the next cop you see, a "doughnut-punching fascist"

$HIT-SLINGIN CLASSIX

well, no, i guess if you scraped your teeth on the head of my peener, i wouldn't give you my aids either




i'd go downstairs and program my vcr

i wish it was a joke



SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE *bleep* IS WRONG WITH THE GUY WHO MADE THIS SITE?
what the *bleep* is wrong with me for being the third=top commentor?

SUICIDE: if not you, than who?

well, i hope i die when the balance is ready to take me back, so that gives me a better chance because the balance exists independent of fallible hueman will

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =vTPbG5VgDRY



all good junkies go to heaven

excuse my language but What the fudge Ivona?

my god has better things to do than to be a retared little cockmaster


you came back but i never went away, you dougnutpuncher

i'm a big fat afrikan american and i'm actually that woman from the "who you finna try" video so you better staffooo before i fold you like a pretzel made out of folded-pretzels

truer werds have never wiped down the bowl of my toilet, brother

sukn d and eatn v

hey zeta, i'll help you buddy!!!


i want to please her through your body (without touching your body)

INTERCEPTED!!!



zeta i'll tell you the best way to eat her vah-j-j if you want




I LOVE EATING VAH J J

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =NJJQpSzDgC0

the thing!!!


if you give me your address i will http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =NJJQpSzDgC0

i'm just joking, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =qN-_cZNDy0w

@caitmann

to prove to the world that there needs to be a segment of the hue-man population culled



if you want to hack my account, the security code is 44qwn and this message will self-destruct in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7.......

ASSRAPED!!

HEY SMELLYPOOP.CUMSTAIN



do you think i could have the glorious prize of being blocked please? remember that time i was the top commenter so you deleted my existence from this *bleep*show but i'm so powerful i just came RIGHT THE FUDGE BACK?




GET A PLAT FULL OF MY NADS BYOTCH

cum get your fill!!

all i ask in return is a finding-nemo kiddiepool

two jews were in an oven. one said to the other "holy $hit, we're in an oven!!" and the other said "holy $hit, it would have been more cost-effective to have just shot us in the temple!!"



thank you, thank you. i'll be here all week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =oqGnsP4wOf0

who would win a fight?

john the bum or zeta aka megatron aka my best fiend?

i've been wondering that for like five years now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =oqGnsP4wOf0 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M ystery_Men

i wish the thing would come over and watch my favourite movie with me



you're beein crazy start actin like a lady

"sexy" and "ladyboy" is like an oxymoron, you cocky mornon
come step to me, i'll having you trying the floor on
it all comes down to our wants
and how much we spend of what we got
i was going to ask if you'd wanna fight, but it's clear you already lost

i woulda liked to draw some blood

shots to all my lost boys

don't fukc with me kid, my charizard is on the national sex-offender registry AND the do not call list

a keeper can make you hard, even when you're watching muppets' treasure island!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =sSkMZ3wgjew&feature=fvst



DON'T CALL ME N!GGER, WHITEY!!

fukc this site is redonkulous

ahahahaaahahahahhaaa "i came to enjoy pics of poop and ur yapping about eating sunchips lol"

i LOVE the way popanator ellicits a number of votes-down that does not in any way seem to reflect the number of people who use this fukcing site

BI-curious

this is one of those serious comments i make every now and then:

if you know you're a hueman, and you know everyone around you are other huemans with different perspectives, then don't even get mad; because those stupid boys are only going to make themselves lose in the longrun, the way that you will be success if you aspire to be success starting now

i don't like poop, that's gay

is it cuz it;s not real love and he kept ringing your bell, and running away just before you came?

you should listen to the veronicas like i do

somehow, all of whom are the type i would resist associating with

i i i wanna go go go all the way way way

sorry, i know it's a pretty deep joke. i'll speak slower from now on

or be a real man if you were born with a peener, as one born with a vay-j-j should be a real woman


we're only ever existing on the path to our culmination, and letting yourself grow confused by homosexuality is to deny yourself the scope of the spectrum we are meant to flourish within the confines of

i am not a homophobe i'm just not simple either, and 'homo' is simplicity to a degree 'hetero' is not; the easy answer is not often the right answer, and it's easier for two guys to relate than for a female and male to interract

i think it's the way we all wish we can go

did you catch syphilis yet?

shelly donkeypunches darcey all day every night

i'd get a golfball, put it in a sock, and share with them the finer points of lavatory-etiquette

the hard part isn't getting it in. it's trying to get it out

i'd recommend not starting with "i love you"

i've been hanging with this girl a couple weeks now and i just went down on her for the first time last night and i've only said "i love you guys" once in reference to her and my cat, so far

8+++++ { >


i wish i could go to virginia

i think you're a narcissistic *bleep*ing twat. if that's even you in the cliche pose with cliche markeup and cliche 'scene'-hair, i think you need to familiarise yourself with johnny hobo and the freight trains, real *bleep*en quick.

and before you prove that you're stupid, too, listen to church hymn for the condemned and recognise this guy isn't a retard athest, either. he's realer than you are even capable of hoping to be.


i love you and that is true. i just don't like you

people are people, but faggots are just male-versions of you, sweetheart.

"eleven" and "hot" are oxymorons. let yourself grow up, and you'll see what i mean


and hot doesn't make boyfriend material, either

hey popa, "smootha" and "easier to lick" are what causes me to be the kinda guy who "shaves their balls"!!

my question is, "have you done anything sexual to anyone BUT your dad or invalid brother?"

if i'm just an *bleep* you'd prove that was true by dismissing my comment, point by point.

but you can't :P


also, it's correct-spelling is "you're" but i'll tell you it's "your" so you believe me because you're too simple to learn or use vowels, and you'd take any as$hole's word for it, being a child incapable of learning

"you're as beautiful as photoshop will get you these days", i guess you could say

hahaha thanks for demonstrating my point

you're also narcissistic, and appear okay with that too, cliche-picture-girl

BRITTANY IS A GREEDY COW



there are families starving in arkansas, and you clog your toilet!?!?!

zeta killed jango, i saw it with my own third-eye!!!

its' ****


see, i make typos too. just not narcissistic bull*bleep* threads

if you're desperate for attention, you should comment here too!!!



i wish we could be friends, because i feel like there's a lot i could offer you, in terms of understanding your place in the world, but i wouldn't mean it in a rude way, to make suggestions - i just bet you'd take it that way because most kids like you think anything 'different' than themselves is threatening

emily. we're kindred spirits

how difficult do you reckon it is to make failblog?

the browns off at the superbowl

popa, in all honesty. may i ask?

when did your family first start this behaviour?
i'm truly intrigued, even though i never want anything like that with my gf, let alone my family. personally. i don't even know how i got on this site, actually

there's always the possibility that you're the one who is to immature to recognise that love has little to do with physical attraction - it's always possible that the hottest guys know your face comes off at night, and are looking for something deeper than you've yet to discover


but then again, maybe it's because your dad rides a mini bike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =pQS1Rwo5vp0 when he makes amazing songs

you should definitely tell him how you talk about love (like you know what that means) for him, on a messageboard frequented by imbeciles, dedicated to poop

i've been to her personal website, and it's possible she is just good at trolling, but she's a pretty woman with a huge as$hole, if it actually is her


i mean, i didn't jack off to it or anything, it was frightening

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!

i told my esthetician to watch that video when i got my brazillian, and she gave me a happy ending for free, because she loved it so much

if i spelled "laugh" laf, i wouldn't call anything stupid. if i were you...

HEEEERRREE'SS JJOHNNNY

JESUS COCKGOBBLING CHRIST!!!

hay i made this song for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =plPsnWFng0w

@the thing


T'S BCS Y DN'T S VWLS, Y JCKSS!!!!!

*bleep* sake. You guys are only arguing about grammar, cause your jealous, that I'm a mother *bleep*ing princess.

you're a good guy, gta plus fiends equal life

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FUKC YO HOOD IS A HWORE!!!!

arijag's a hometown hero and the thing is a teat but she might still have a chance, she's young

@"drop the browns off at the Super Bowl"

i keep meaning to encourage the thing to post pictures of her dinnerplate nipples, but i keep meaning to go blind first

i got a perm

i wish i were the fake permanator

he's *bleep*ed in the head, don't talk to him

oh yeah, and he got a perm

GIVE HIM A RIMJOB TO GO WITH YOUR PERM!!!11

with his wallet or his peener?

i didn't know him that well. i hope all is well for him

man, that;s too bad. suicide is like a spiritual restart button

I WANNA TELL HIM I LOVE HIM BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I LOVE EVERYONE ELSE TOO

she bit my penis and i overreacted!!