i had the squirts all day i dont know how i can keep myself from craping myself

OMG

i had this really really fun poopy last night

thats funny.. but i think that we have all been there! i was there when i was sick and i dont think there is anything we can do about it.. i think at some point we all crap our pants

this is a really perverted picture your a fat pig!!!!!

hmmm...
1.diapers
2.*bleep* yourself and get over it
3.get some meds and fix that.
4.try this awesome new thing called the toilet!

I got the squirts and I just crapped my pants!!!

who are you talking to donna lu me or ammy joy here!!!!!!!

Lol haha I only get that wen Im sick

hi

Im randy lol

how are you?

randy means horny lol

what you like to drink?

brandy makes me randy lol whisky makes me frisky lol

I do fancy cider

sounds yummy

Shots of Jager with pints of Guinness.
Something about that combo keeps me rock hard for a super long time. So long that my current girlie friend begs me to stop after she cums buckets and does the back bends (and I am no regular superman) ;+)