you must be a guy. I have a few guys at my work that don't believe girls poop. We do! I was raised in a house full of testosterone. I have 2 biological brothers and two adopted brothers and a father who acts like he's 8. my life growing up was one big farting contest in which i failed miserably. However, we all learned the same lessons. 1. Everyone poops. 2. All poop stinks so leave a fan on. 3. There is no point hiding what you're doing in there so you might as well get over the embarassment and embrace and enjoy your poop. 4. Don't EVER talk to someone through the bathroom door if they're pooping.
When you have to poop, especially if your girlfriend is around just tell her. and say that you have to poop not sh!t. (there is no need to be crass) When you're more comfortable with yourself pooping then you'll be more comfortable with her pooping. and encourage her to do the same.
If by chance this is a girl posting... get over it. your poop stinks just as bad as his and you leave corn chunks in the toilet too.
Oh yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for 6 years and I'm used to it. I've seen his skid mark boxers and all that. I've forgotten to flush and he's seen all types and textures of my poop. When I was pregnant he had to hear and smell lots of diarrhea. yeah, we're definitely used to the fact that we poop.
I thank God that my girlfriend poops.
If she didn't, the anal sex would suck, there would be too much backed up poop in the way.
What if I broke the dam open and all that poop shot out all at once filling the room to the ceiling.
We might drown in a sea of poop!
Moral of the story is: let your lovers poop or the consequences could be devastating.