these r all the poop defintionson smellypoop.com i lft wut i like about them and dont.

GHOST Poop: disapointing 2 me when i want a good poop

CLEAN Poop: i hate this because i love 2 wipe myself it feels as good as pooping almost and it looks amazing.
WET Poop: i love this poop. because as i said i love 2 wipe my ass. and butting toilet paper between my cheeks feels good

SECOND WAVE Poop: i love this. its a great surprise after taking a refreshing crap. can sometimes cause u 2 *bleep* ur pants which is just as fun because u can mush it b4 cleaning it out.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREH EAD-Poop: irhrts but its always a very big smelly and amazing poop. i can also do my uunconstipation trick.

LINCOLN LOG Poop: shud b in the world records. fun 2 watch goin down the toilet. smelly feels great coming out.
GASSEY Poop: refreshing and fuu

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop -Poop: it is disappoitning when ur ready 2 crap. happened last nite i had 2 go but then when i sat down i only got the silent but deadly a bunch of times. i love these tho they smell and i love 2 fart.
SPINAL TAP Poop: hurts alot but i can do the unconstipation thing again where i stretch my cheeks. feels amazing.

WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). gets my btt wet. practically wipes itself. i love it. happens alot especially when having a diarrhea attack it happens.

LIQUID Poop: diarrhea usually. awesome becuz it smells and is fun 2 wipe.

MEXICAN Poop: lovin the smell!
UPPER CLASS Poop: it sux. no smell. lol i lovepoop smel.

THE SURPRISE Poop: usually called sharted. makes me very proud that i can rip 1 and take a crap at once.

i love my poop.

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