(thanks Kurt Vonnegut)

Sally in the garden, sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man.
The bursting of her bloomers
Broke sixteen winders
The cheeks of her *bleep* went
(CLAP CLAP CLAP)

hee hee! Did you read Twilight? EDWARD CULLEN IS SO HOT! [ thats my trademark!]

I *bleep*ING <3 TWILIGHT MORE THAN YOU *bleep* HOLE *bleep* FACE!

What does Twilight have to do with Poop?

my god thats funny!!!! and that dude is right what does twilight have to do with poop?

uuuuhhhhhhhhhh seriously... where did u get twilight from poop. maybe its due to the fact that Robert Pattison's (edward cullen's) face looks like a pile of *bleep*!!!
u have got 2 b real. its totally true. werewolves beat vampires ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!

i like the smell of poop it realy relaxes me :)

crap u mother f in [pplgfyrdsrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrr ddrdrdrdrddrdrdrdrdrrdrdrdrdrdr drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr

crap u mother f in [pplgfyrdsrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrr ddrdrdrdrddrdrdrdrdrrdrdrdrdrdr drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr

what the fu**

*bleep* that's is funneh *bleep* *bleep*!!

*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Twilight sucks, guys.

what does twilight have to do with poop and edward looks like poop.