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BY ACKER :D ON JAN 7 2009 @ 11:09 PM
Hey Everyone...Well, comment here about your worst diarrhea stories :P I will be checking this daily and replying to commentors.
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BY ACKER :D ON JAN 7 2009 @ 11:14 PM
I WILL START THIS OFF, WELL I HAVE TWO STORIES TO SHARE: 1) This one night, I was sleeping and then all of a sudden my stomach began to hurt. So i went to the bathroom and I sat on this toilet and I made diarrhea. After that, I went back to bed and I had to make diarrhea again! So i went back to the toilet and made it. I went back to bed and then I had to make diarrhea again & again. 2) My stomach hurt real bad so I sat on the toilet and I pushed as hard as a pregnant lady would and my diarrhea blasted out like a water gun XD haha It splashed on my ass. [I really hate it when I have to wipe my *bleep* after making diarrhea because the diarrhea gets on to your hand as well X| |
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BY POOPLOVER ON MAR 23 2009 @ 4:23 PM
ok ummmmmmmm once i got a rele bad stomach virus. so i threw up and then i had diarrhea. while i was having diarrhea i had 2 throw uup so i grabbed the bucket i was using when i was out watchng tv incase i didnt make it 2 the bathroom (i didnt want 2 have 2 scrub puke off the floor) and then i was throwing up 2. well wen i was done with my diarrhea it my *bleep* had a lot of *bleep* in it it took like 5,000 times till it was finally clean. then i went back 2 watch tv nd fell alseep. when i woke bck up i had diarrhea all over m pants DX it tok a loooong time 2 clean lol |
BY CAPTAIN SNARKY ON SEP 15 2012 @ 11:30 PM
One fine nite a gymnast girl came over with a funny movie and a big bag of fresh bing cherries and red grapes. The movie was too funny and we ate all the grapes and cherries. The next day we decided to go to the state fair. We walked around the state fair grounds looking at chachkees when all of a sudden I felt a terribly urgent rumble in my bowels! I dashed into the mens room and there were about 25 toilet stalls lined up. I ran to the last stall dropped my pants in record time and dumped a 5 minute straight MUDSLIDE. A little kid and his Dad where in the stall next to me and the kid kept saying " hey dad it stinks, it really stinks in here." the dad said "COME ON COME ON HURRY UP, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!" I used up all the toilet paper to wipe my butt and didn't even bother to flush because it would over flow. I calmly walked out to the sink area where 4 ground keeper boys were standing around bragging and told them a boy and his dad had a accident and plugged up the last stall. As I was washing my hands I could hear the 4 ground keeper boys dieing. When I told the gymnast girl what just happened she laughed so hard she wet her shorts. I ended up buying her a state hoody to tie around her waist to hide the pee pee stain on her shorts!!! What a great day!!! |
