Yesturday i have to admit i went poop and stuck my head in the toilet bowl and licked a peice of my own poo does this have any health hazards? please get back to me i might die at any minute

-poopsie

wow i hope other ppl do this kind of crap to or i will sound like some kind of freak

Occasionally i dip my toes in my wet poop after i take a dump. The other day i drank purple mountain dew and my poop turned black it was freakin nasty. ANyway both my parents are on vacation visiting my aunt stella (hate her) in norway and im all alone with my little sister kendra so i need some advice cuz now whenever i cough i foam at the mouth and my poop bleeds like for real it sucks any1 gonna hel pa bro out? P.S i like feet

i think u should take a poop bath like me,i got one tub i dump in and one to take baths in(which i hardly do)anyhow fill it up with all kinds of poop,get all your friends to dump in it and then take a poop bath,it cures all!!!!!ps........i like to poop on ice,it stinks on ice....i like toejam........

i didnt think poop could get unhealthy oh and have you touched a poo? it good for the skin. my ciletrichist said so.

really nasty