a girl named alyssa is so mean to me!!! :-(

this girl named lexy is super mean to me and ever one else!

this guy named gayleb in my class is obbsessed with lexy and he's gay and obsessive

u r stupid

see my blog mean *bleep*es

my bartender cut me off and i said "buddy, i'm gunna hold my eyes closed for five seconds, and when i owe them, if you have not served me my standard, a quadruple-jack and coke, i swear to *bleep* i will rip you apart like a used kleenex"





well, i held my eyes closed, and when i woke up a couple weeks later in the hospital, the dr was like "leeroy, i seen you come in here leakin, in real bad shape after the homies get to ya in the building, but man - lay off the bartenders, they're a breed of their own"