once i was in the shower and io reeeeeaaaallllllyyy had to poop so i did.... them my mom went in there to clean the tube and saw it she was soooo pised at me i nnneeevvvveeerrrrrryyyy pooped again now im always constipated
Okay so for like 67 weeks I was constipated and it hurt.... really freakin bad. So then my mom went to the clinic and my doctor subscribed an anti-constopation pill. But there was only ONE problem.... on the pill bottle it said
*WARNING!: may cause milky dihharea!
AND THEN I was at this wedding i pooped so FREAKIN hard that it went through my undies and my nice new Ralph Lauren cackie pants... and the pooop flew through the air at like 862 miles per hour and it splattered all over the flower girl, the broom , and the bride!!! I was like OMG sorryyy!!!! But everyone was so mad at me that they called 9-1-1- and I was in jail for like 6 years. OMG it sucked !!!!!