So I was with my girl scout troop and we were leaving Savannah, GA and when we stopped somewhere in North Carolina I naturally had to *bleep*. So I rush into the rest stop bathroom and it was as usual crowded as hell. So I wait my turn and finally get a stall (of course it was one of those disgusting ones with piss all over the floor, PLUS it was an automatic flusher) So I take a big ole' dump and I get up. And of course the automatic flusher wasn't working. I waved my hand infront on the thingy and it didn't work. So I decided that I would just leave. I walked out, and closed the stall door a little. This little old lady was waiting to use the first open stall and I saw her go towards mine and I was like " Uh.... it's not working." But of course she didn't hear me and went in anyway. I ran out of that bathroom as fast as I could before everyone could realize what I had done. Luckily I had hand sanatizer with me so I didn't have to wait for the turmoil as I washed my hands.

Yes indeed! I do detest those infra-red "auto-flushers" This is a subtle "war" declared against the "turd burglars" or "farming" in this country! The tentacles of fascism has even reached out to the flush handle! These puritanical right wing religious right fascist "moralists" have even attacked the scat community as to even "privatise" excrement! (Especially to "protect" excrement as produced by those within their first third century of life against those who are older)! What a shame!

Welcome to a sanitised, sterile "plastic" artificial "clean" fascist (and divided) society! This is America today!

There is a little button on those Auto Flush toilets you can press and it will flush it. Besides, what is that little old lady going to do, OH NO, YOU POOPED IN THE TOILET. GROSE. Where else would you poop. You shoulda pooped all over the seat, then the little old lady woulda *bleep* a brick. haha