POOP RELAXES ME
Hey ppl. Do you agree with me when I say poop relaxes you? Well, not even 2 minutes ago, I dumped a big one and when it finally came out my butt I was like, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that felt sososososososo good." Well, right now my mom is in the bathroom with noseplugs up her nose and plumbing the toilet, trying to get the poop down. Hey, PJ you would be impressed with the turd I just pooped out. Really impressed. Too bad my digital camera was in the shop getting fixed because otherwise I woulda took a picture of it and posted it. Hey, please reply. I bet this has happened to millions of ppl.