i have to take a dump which is going to be large and painful upon release, but the predicament is this : the toilet is over 20 feet away and a good song just came on but the song will be better if i am pre-pooped to hear it. i am so angry i cannot express the emotion through words

I just took the biggest turd a have ever pooed. It hurt so bad. It was green.lol

For this past week I have took huge turds. But when they hit the water they broke! CRAPE!

For a week my dad took a 13" turds it cloged our toilet for 3 days. My dad wouldn'tlet me take a pic of it. Once he had to take a hager and I was really mad becuse he stoped taking big turds. It's really sad.