Another funny joke!
A pirate is sailing with his pal Max. Max says, why do you have a hook-hand? The pirate says, it was a stormy night, and a shark came and ate my hand! Then max says, why do you wear an eye-patch? The pirate says, It was a sunny day, but a bird took a crap and it landed in my eye. But, thats not why I wear an I patch!
When I wanted to wipe out the poop, I forgot about my hook!

Aren't I a really good comedian? Or am I crappy? Leave your replies now!

ur crappy. stupid joke. i can do waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than that. u suck no ur not a good comedian hey i know what job u could easily get. u could be one of those ppl who pick up the poo that the horses drop during parades. prfect 4 u

You can get a job Sucking Cock all day long, you know why? Because you're a
piece 'o' *bleep*

P.S, KK sucks

Yeah you

You *bleep*ing suck

You're a turdy bastard

Who no one will date/marry

pwned

pwned

lol, <3 taydude

Taydude, fk off you fkin retard. I bet no one dates you either, fker. I bet your constipated, you hater. I bet your related to that retard, I hatepooplovers. Oh yes, everyone hates you now. Owned. :)

I actually found the joke funny, because I never thought of it before, and I guess it never came to mind XP

one of the most retarded things I have read...

WE ARE ALL *bleep*ING DUMB FOR WASTING OUR TIME ON THIS LAME *bleep* SITE WE FOUND BY MISTAKE

Sorry about what everyone said, i am sorry i would not say you are a good comedian, then again i have never met you SOOO you might be great, i am only basing this off of the joke, i did find the joke slightly humorous, but also quite paingfull, and everybody needs to back off... do you guys hate me now...