Today I had to go really bad and I couldnt find the bathroom, so I went into my friend Kaylas closet and sat down. But I noticed she didnt have any toliet paper in her closet. So I used her favortie Hollister shirt. Kayla and her boyfriend walked and saw me, now everyone makes fun of me. They call me poop butt.
What can I do to stop this?

Dear poopbutt,
I understand what you are talking about. Everyone has these problems. I suggest you just wait it out. Your friends are just jealous, maybe they wanted to be the first to use Kaylas closet. They will get over it soon. For example one time, I had to go reallllly badly. So of course, I was in the middle of nowhere with my boyfriend. He was asleep. I pooped on his head, and wiped with his hair( he has alot)

i eat poop to much, what should i do?

wat is wrong with u freaks

oh my god,you pooped in your bf`s hair,thats gross