dog poop is like the best poop in the world...i love to smell it and then rube it on my face....but the best is when u eat it..it gives u a great protein u should try it...well comment me ok
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I like elaphant turds,I like to mix it with my grandmas Diharea.If you wanna make it all you need is a retarded grandma, elaphant food,and a elaphant who makes big poops.ohh and also a big blender.That *bleep* is gooooood.
I'll give you my mom's secret recipe for pooparada
You will be needing elephant *bleep*, throwup, birds diariah, oil, and last but not least, mushrooms with mayonaise!
you mix it all together until you get a bled of brownish, greenish, yellowish color.
When you get that you have to say the secret blessing.
Ju da bam ba, ki roko sh alish ka
Ja ha dumay. Paduman nahadumi
Pi dono manada nootapar raminoo
ja nooooooooo PA!
Then roll around in poop.
Then you can enjoy a delisiouse pooparada. lol
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Recipe for poop a la grange
1 cup of bananas
1 gallon of deer *bleep*
1/3 of a cup of dog pee
Blender
Freezer
Berries
Put the pee and the bananas in the blender, Hit frappe and leave it for 5 minites meanwhile take the berries and dog *bleep* and if the berries are from the freezer defrost them and then get a mixing bowl and mix like heck! when the pee and bananas are done put your deer *bleep*/berry mix in and this time hit puree when its done put it in the freezer for 1 hour and your patience will be rewarded next step is to take it out of the feezer and serve! Enjoy!