Ok 2 muffins were in an oven
1 muffin said "HOLY *bleep* were
in an OVEN!" And the othe muffin said
"HOLY *bleep* a TALKING MUFFIN!"

Poop Is Wheird but Funny

Thanks Lolly

poop has peanuts and it stinks. Some times when I take one sooo hard it comes out sooo fast and cols water splashes myy butt and i named my poop the Poop Goblin.Poop is wierd it does lots of stuff and it is veryy colorful.

thats hilarious!!!!

My turds have little peices of corn in it.

hi joey nice joke

hi joey nice joke

hi

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I love poop, you ever pick a piece up from the water and it's still steaming hot?

i think poop is awesome. whenever my friends come over we have a poop interview. when waz the last time u went poop? What did your poop look like? What color waz it? How long does it take u to poop? it is fun!! Today my friend asked me if i waz constipaded! It waz funny!!!!

VERY HILERIOUS

HA HA HA SO FUNNY

yeah i love poop too... NO I DONT. how do u ppl even like poo? it makes my *bleep* turn red and it stinks and leaves a stench that an air freshener cant take away and i have never and will never want to touch eat or smell poo up close

*bleep* rocks

shut up

You shut up, and why are you following my post, are some some kind of, stalker?

hey when i tell u 2 SHUT THE *bleep* UP then u need to shut the *bleep* up. and u need 2 stop carrying on this conversation and just DROP IT. i plainly told u 2 shut up and u didnt so i am telling u NOW to SHUT THE *bleep* UP

you piece 'o' *bleep*

you guys are retarted if you have nothing else to do but post stupid and rediculos comments and hav ppls read it!

lol

Lol, funny.

boring as hell

i NEED poop
i LOVE poop
i WANT poop

not only are you guys gross but you have ADHD

When I was in 4th grade I was riding home on the bus and I pooped my pants, and then I had to walk home from the bus stop with the log in my underwear.

LOL good joke :)

that's my joke, poo head!

haha,that was a good one!

lol ok heres a joke my sister and i was watching funny people ok so i said we can sit a a airplane and be talking about your grandson and just lit one then my sister said my butt has been open this hole time

POOP!!!!!!!

This is so stupid it's hilarious. I can't stop pooping. I mean laughing. yeah, I can't stop laughing.

poop is nice!!!!

Today I couldn't button my pants so I had a fiber shake and then I pooped and pooped and pooped, and it smelled like dog poop and it came out in a wet sloppy mass, and then I took a shower because that's how wet and sloppy it was, and then I put my pants on and they buttoned. It was fantastic.

thats good lol.

i dont get it...

My worst day ever. ....just finished eating sushi,on my way home and my stomach started to bubble,I'm thinking explosive. No stores near by 15 min away ..I'm thinking don't fart ....don't fart...don't shart.....got home just on time,as I bent over it exploded. I was in shock didn't know what to do...cry or just hold on.it felt like a granade went off on my ass.

My worst day ever. ....just finished eating sushi,on my way home and my stomach started to bubble,I'm thinking explosive. No stores near by 15 min away ..I'm thinking don't fart ....don't fart...don't shart.....got home just on time,as I bent over it exploded. I was in shock didn't know what to do...cry or just hold on.it felt like a granade went off on my ass.

I think you pple are hilarious...i think poop is gross but stories about pooping are side splitting hilarious..i want to hear more. It might be alittle sick but i think farts and poop are funny as hell. I poop like twice a day. When im hungover its more like 4 times a day.I think its funny as hell to crop dust a public place.

bullcrap!

nice joke,very funny ha ha ha

lol one time one of my family members (i dont wanna say) had to poop REALLY bad and so he went into Petco and when he pulled down his pants it just like sprayed out of his butt and got all over the wall, toilet, and floor. He cleaned it up, but it he said it was really nasty. I didn`t see him poop or anything, but he told me thats what happened.

Also one time he went to the metro and he was going to step on the first step of these stairs, but before he did he noticed this big ol' (human) turd on the first step! I wonder if some hobo left it there lol!

also, when another one of my family members was a baby, they pooped in their diaper and when they were walking down the hallway they just took off there daiper, dumped the poop onto the floor, and put his daiper back on and just kept on walking away. Then his mom discovered it...

i suck n i g g e r s p i c d i c k

hahahahahahha

ROFLMAO!!!xD poop is nasty your jokes are sick...but fuycking hhillarious.xDD

two jews were in an oven. one said to the other "holy $hit, we're in an oven!!" and the other said "holy $hit, it would have been more cost-effective to have just shot us in the temple!!"



thank you, thank you. i'll be here all week

Boo to you sir ^^^

sorry, i know it's a pretty deep joke. i'll speak slower from now on