I once got hammered and decided to take a swim and i was floating there naked and and took the wiz and i accidentally pissed into my mouth and then threw up in my pool. It was gross.

awesome!!!

Fuckin Shit...

sweet

2day ma m8 left her bag outside and a bird pooped on her bag it was so funi nd we called her bag crapbag!

I must be psychotic for making an account on here... but I really like poop... so I gess it's alright.

wtf is wrong with you ppl(people)

HA HA!

What does pis taste like? I wanna know.

It's like ultra salty. Drink a bottle of soy sauce, thats what it's like.

Thx PORK 'N' BOMB. Now when my sister says to me " Go take a pis and savor it," I'll drink some Soy-Sauce

kewl!

yeah, it is isn't it!

thats gross but soysauce tastes good but poo looks so gross that i hate even having to wipe my ass after i drop a log in the toilet

also taydude is really super dooper cool.

hahhahahahahahahaha i bet u dont even know what COOL stands for!!!
CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER
thats what taydudde is for wanting jews to die

I don't want Jews to die. Jews rock, and yes, I am cool!

yay u agreed that u were cool!!!!
(CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER)
taydude is C.O.O.L
taydude is C.O.O.L
taydude is C.O.O.L
taydude is C.O.O.L

I agreed to the cool, as in Awesome, everyone loves me, that sort of thing.
you piece 'o' shit

ok, everyone should know what c.o.o.l. means.Anyways your should just spell it kool.Thats how i do and now i dont get made fun of.Well, i never did but still.You get the point!!

well too bad taydude the world agrees that ur the CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER kind and no one loves u except ur family and even then they pry think about putting u up 4 adoption and LFreak thank you! :D

well too bad taydude the world agrees that ur the CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER kind and no one loves u except ur family and even then they pry think about putting u up 4 adoption and LFreak thank you! :D

You are the biggest, jack-ass,mudda-fucka I ever knew. I did not realize what that cool meant. But now I know I am k.e.w.l. which means, Kombat Expert Who's Loved.
you piece 'o' shit

i love poop and all but thats just sick

Dude,that's sweet lol

doood ur like a world class d-bag

wat does wee taste like?

Soy Sauce, it's VERY salty.

hahahahaha, i accidantly missed the public toilet when i was taking a piss.

oh yeah well I can pee over my head!!!

cool but pee is actually very yummy and good for you!

FREEK------^^person above^^...!!!...u are quite the weirdo arent u...!

you guys are freaks

REALLY GROSS, so uh... how did the pee end up in your mouth seriously how does that work OH OH and what did it taste like?????

Oh never mind, i guess this was already discussed, so it taste like soy sauce... hmmm.... leaves a man a lot to think about!

I remember i pissed in someones garbage in their bathroom before!

you guys are TRUE POOPMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!it stinks on ice too!!!!

o heck nah i woulda hella screamed cause dat is hella nasty

sickos

fuck u pisboy

suck my balls all of u!! hahahahaha!

you want to have sex hump hump lick yeah!!

all of u shut the F*** up

yum i fucking love piss in my mouth. nice dude i wana piss now. yaa bye fuckerrrrrs

Yuck....But cool!

good job

Cool story /b/ro.

I once pissed in the dustbin in a 5 star hotel...twas really FUN!!was drunk outta my mind of course....

semen tastes like candy!!!!
mmmm!!!!

I got a whole lot of candy for you.

fuck you dump asses

ppoppp!! hahahaha poop boy


IM poop!!

Once I had diarrhea, and so I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could, squeezing my butthole closed, and I got into the bathroom, oh yes, I made it! And I pulled my pants down, and OH MY GOD just at the last moment, I managed to sit down on the toilet right as I had explosive violent diarrhea spurting out of my butthole!!!! Imagine my dismay a split second later when I realized the lid was closed.

wanna eat your shit and drink your piss hole fuck you bitch fuck

poop

well that sucks

nigger spic shit slinging classics

that is shiti stuff in your mouth???

ur a nasty ass bitch who does that shit!!!!!

Sup, Clerks?

Fucking Russian metal rocks! :)

ass fucking, pussy/asshole eating, shotting cum down a fat chicks throat, drinking beer = yeah baby!!!

Hello everyone,

I'm Mr. Puke I have been watching this website for a while now and find it quite amusing. If you could, please check out PukeTube.com its just like youtube but with everything they rejected... Hehe In my closing I will say if you think this stuff is sick, let your curiosity get the best of you and check us out.

P.s pissing in his own mouth lol that's gotta suck.

You want to know what REALLY sucks? More than pissing in your own mouth? Ok so one time, I was going down on my boyfriend, and at the last minute, right when he was about to cum, I moved out of the way because I didn't want it in my mouth that time. And he ended up shooting it into his own mouth! Hahahaha

jkl

i had a poop one time it went all the way down my shirt and it got on my back then i got in the shower so i stated puking then started pooping so then the poop hit the wall and slid down the wall and then it sucked when i had to wipe it up and i craped again to be continued

i remember i got really hammered and ended up pissn in a sink..

eh

And im the first comment in 2012 anyways cummin in ur own mouth… sounds horrible

Whats the since of this website

@caitmann

to prove to the world that there needs to be a segment of the hue-man population culled



if you want to hack my account, the security code is 44qwn and this message will self-destruct in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7.......

Liston to NICKI MANIJS STUPID HOE here's the frisrt part:
Ugh ugh I get crackin like a bear back
Bitch talkin like a queen when she lookin like a lab rat I'm angaleana ur jennafer come'on bitch you'll see where ya brad at
Ps do VEVO it's awesome

This being one of the most popular post is beyond my comprehension.......

Went to the dentist last week. While cleaning my teeth i started smelling a foul oder. I look down and saw that my doc had shit his scrub pants. It was soaked so back through that i could actually see the shit stain. Won't be going back.

When you're in prison, you're living on a different planet where all that matters to you is surviving the experience with as little damage as possible.