I once got hammered and decided to take a swim and i was floating there naked and and took the wiz and i accidentally pissed into my mouth and then threw up in my pool. It was gross.

awesome!!!

*bleep*in *bleep*...

sweet

2day ma m8 left her bag outside and a bird pooped on her bag it was so funi nd we called her bag crapbag!

I must be psychotic for making an account on here... but I really like poop... so I gess it's alright.

wtf is wrong with you ppl(people)

I once got hammered and decided to take a swim and i was floating there naked and and took the wiz and i accidentally pissed into my mouth and then threw up in my pool. It was gross.

This one kid in my school was having sex and she pooped-it was so gross!They were at a party...lolz.

HA HA!

What does pis taste like? I wanna know.

It's like ultra salty. Drink a bottle of soy sauce, thats what it's like.

Thx PORK 'N' BOMB. Now when my sister says to me " Go take a pis and savor it," I'll drink some Soy-Sauce

kewl!

yeah, it is isn't it!

thats gross but soysauce tastes good but poo looks so gross that i hate even having to wipe my *bleep* after i drop a log in the toilet

also taydude is really super dooper cool.

hahhahahahahahahaha i bet u dont even know what COOL stands for!!!
CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER
thats what taydudde is for wanting jews to die

I don't want Jews to die. Jews rock, and yes, I am cool!

yay u agreed that u were cool!!!!
(CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER)
taydude is C.O.O.L
taydude is C.O.O.L
taydude is C.O.O.L
taydude is C.O.O.L

I agreed to the cool, as in Awesome, everyone loves me, that sort of thing.
you piece 'o' *bleep*

ok, everyone should know what c.o.o.l. means.Anyways your should just spell it kool.Thats how i do and now i dont get made fun of.Well, i never did but still.You get the point!!

well too bad taydude the world agrees that ur the CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER kind and no one loves u except ur family and even then they pry think about putting u up 4 adoption and LFreak thank you! :D

well too bad taydude the world agrees that ur the CONSTIPATED OVERWEIGHT OUTTASTYLE LOSER kind and no one loves u except ur family and even then they pry think about putting u up 4 adoption and LFreak thank you! :D

You are the biggest, jack-ass,mudda-*bleep*a I ever knew. I did not realize what that cool meant. But now I know I am k.e.w.l. which means, Kombat Expert Who's Loved.
you piece 'o' *bleep*

i love poop and all but thats just sick

Dude,that's sweet lol

doood ur like a world class d-bag

wat does wee taste like?

Soy Sauce, it's VERY salty.

hahahahaha, i accidantly missed the public toilet when i was taking a piss.

oh yeah well I can pee over my head!!!

cool but pee is actually very yummy and good for you!

FREEK------^^person above^^...!!!...u are quite the weirdo arent u...!

you guys are freaks

REALLY GROSS, so uh... how did the pee end up in your mouth seriously how does that work OH OH and what did it taste like?????

Oh never mind, i guess this was already discussed, so it taste like soy sauce... hmmm.... leaves a man a lot to think about!

I remember i pissed in someones garbage in their bathroom before!

you guys are TRUE POOPMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!it stinks on ice too!!!!

o heck nah i woulda hella screamed cause dat is hella nasty

sickos

*bleep* u pisboy

suck my balls all of u!! hahahahaha!

you want to have sex hump hump lick yeah!!

all of u shut the F*** up

yum i *bleep*ing love piss in my mouth. nice dude i wana piss now. yaa bye *bleep*errrrrs

Yuck....But cool!

good job

Cool story /b/ro.

I once pissed in the dustbin in a 5 star hotel...twas really FUN!!was drunk outta my mind of course....