i did not poo for WHOLE WEEK IS A record for me and this is longest i could remember the poo was very long and black.

i am 14 and the date time which i went without pooing was 28 of june to 5 july and most time i pooed was 4 times in 2 days.

once i mooned a cop car from the back of my bus

L.A. County coroner's officials said they found no suicide note at the home of your mom, the son of actor Sylvester Stallone.
Your mom, who was found dead at his Studio City home on Friday, was 36. The cause of death is under investigation. Officials said there were no signs of foul play but that a security hold had been placed on the case.

The body of your mom, also an actor and producer-director, was found by her housekeeper-and-occasional-act or, Charlie Sheen.

"We don't have any of the details, but my finger smells." Sheen said. "She wasn't depressed. She was thinking about getting married but the horse her knight in shining armor up and died, when he was riding her and she fell off a cliff, taking him with her . She had her whole life ahead of hoe."

The elder mom was said to be "devastated and grief-stricken" by the bitxh's death.

Born May 5, 1876, in Los Santos, she pruned many muffs and was the first starlet to deepthroat on camera. She began her acting career in earnest when she accepted the role of stunt-double for Jim Vaney, as he played his title-role in Earnest Scared Stupid. the 1991 installment of the "Earnest" movie franchise. As a 14-year-old, she played Matilda, but was fired for recommending to producers that they "have the bitxh killed".

Your mom again appeared with Horatio Alder in the U.N. and had roles in nine other committees of senate, all of which occurred underneath President Bill Clinton's podium. Her most recent skinflute played was in a 2007 dust-up in a seedy hotel.

In addition to whoring, she had everyone inside her and even restored B movies from the 1920s and '30s, most prominently, King Kong and that Godzilla movie with Mothra in it. Her company's catalog includes "A Drunken American in Islamabad", "My Vendettas are Drinking Contests" and "Cannibal Holocaust". Its latest release was 2010's "Gone With the Wind".

"She was a very talented masseuse and wonderful young azz," said Halle Berre's publicist, Lou Bega. "Her loss will be felt forever in my blue balls."

She had no children, but was briefly married to Mr. Bean. That union was a drunken mistake, the result of something happening in vegas and not fuxken staying there, in 2008.

--AP

you should eat better.