My sister got me a horn for my bicycle. It has 3 wheels so I can go real fast and i do not fall down! The horn has a battery in it and if i touch the button It goes beep but real loud. I scared Maxine and Jadie but I gave Jadie a chicken nugget. Maxine is my friend and gave me a cookie and i told her about work. She used to work but does not now because she is old. I showed Darci and shelley my horn and said i am saving up for a car. I will take them to a movie then like Avengers.

MAN THIS SITE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!!

@fake popanator




i seriously respect your satirical wit, and if you would want to actually converse, say 'beep beep' and i'll drop a fake email through which you could send a real address of yours, and i wouldd love to keep in touch. i feel like we must have similar perspectives

@real popa




MAXINE SEZ HI!!!!

7allahu7ackbar7@gmail.com



I LUV ROOT BEER SO I CAN DRINK LIKE MY DAD DOES (but not really because i don't punch my mom)

SKETE SKETE

god*bleep*, god*bleep*

CHEERN UP, HORSEFACE :)

once, i caught a porcupine, put it in a bag snd stashed it in Christopher Dorner's locker


the bow i put around its neck said "much love, the lapd"

boy, the marines were a riot!!!!

Hell yeah, biking on a tricycle.

so you can say youre really horn-y?