I weigh "253" pounds and I need help on how to lose weight. I've tried to lay off the Mc'doubles, but they're irresistible. I think my girlfriend doesn't find me attractive anymore, because she has trouble finding my penis. My mother is planning on sending me to a fatcamp, but I don't want to go. D:
Okay, I haave to admit, my girlfriend is my mommie. She said if I lost the weight she'd give me a blow job without having to clean her poo hole first! :D