One of my fellow Mc'buddies got fired today. Do you know why? Because he didn't wash his hands after he went number two! Honestly, who would do something so gross?
I just couldn't stand the thought of not washing my hands after I used it.
I like to lick my hands clean after I used them as toilet paper. If my McBuddie would have only let me lick his hands, he would still be employed here. That is why I am employee of the month 12 months in a row!
This is vile. he could spread so many germs around. peple could get very ill from something like this. He needs to sort his life out. working with food and now washing his hands is just VOM.
However, I prefer boys. I'm a poofter by the way and love it when a man takes a corn laden poopie on the glass coffee table while I"m laying under it. See, I am more infatuated with the substance than the source. I am aroused by the poo poo, not just the poopie hole.