Last night, working at McDonald's my boss Gene showed me a cool trick. While I was earning my raise by sucking his pee pee and inserting a finger in his poo hole, he didn't squirt his love juices in my mouth. No, he did something different. He grabbed a Big Mac I was working on and stuck his pee pee in it and squirted a big load of mayonaise. I tasted it and it was the best Big Mac ever!