I stumbled upon this by just simply surfing the web. Apparently, there was this man who was hiking in a forest and completely unaware of his "*bleep*ty" fate. While hiking he was hit on the head by what appeared to be a five pound pile of heaping cow *bleep*. The impact was so severe that it left the poor bastard paralysed from the neck down.

At the time when I read this much I thought, "How in the *bleep* did that happen? Was there a crazy mountain-man in the woods that created a cannon that allowed him shoot piles of *bleep* over 100 miles per hour"? Sadly, no. My overactive imagination got the best of me again. The cow *bleep* apparently came from cow that was being hauled in the air by a helicopter.

Yep, that was it.

Cool story, bro. Whatever makes you happy.