CAT DICK
I was sittin on the porch one day and my cat came up to me and wouldent shut the *bleep* up so i knew it was time for his yearly anal probing session. So i pulled down my trousers and said let em have it. All of a sudden i felt a 5 foot weiner stick goin in my rectum area and i hollered oh dear grammys saggy titties my *bleep* is getting stretch like a wild fukin jackrabbit cougar from alabama just rammed a *bleep* 18wheeler up my asshole. That was good day. Thank you for ur time