i take big smelly kitten turds!!

my *bleep*s are like gods *bleep*s! big as whales and unicorns having butt sex!

Its really nice when a girl wants to stick her *bleep* full of poo in ur *bleep* and make u suck it right after while its covered in *bleep*.

I love doing that to your mom

my kiriban number in football got hit by my couch so i blew him in the locker room.

i'd watch a youtube failblog video about it

Thts not me! Jst saying tht "the thing"is not me the real thing! I didn't say tht!