while jumping on a trampoline?

i haven't ever but i had sex on a waterbed once

with my pastor, reverend odonnell

but i really want the creater of this site to drill my tight asshole

I HAVE DONE THAT AND I KEPT IT IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE FOR SAFE KEEPING

p.s. reverend odonnell said i was the only one he had sex with on a waterbed :(

o m g u have to get tested i have syphillis!!!

ohh woe is me!! woe is me!! my poor lil black heart and penis are broken!!! although it gives me an excuse to see my Buddhist spiritual healing monk who takes a smoldering cedar stick and gently traces my sphincter anus with it...just the mere thought....the mere thought....

buddhism's seriously a really respectable faith. friggin christians are practically atheists, if you look at how they think!

i agree wholeheartedly my white brotha!! they believe in one high being: money! we should beat them up like mickey mouse does in south park if you've seen it!! make them eat their own poop that cums outta their mouths!

I AM A CHRISTIAN!!!I THINK YOURE TALKING ABOUT BABTIST CHRISTIANS!!!STFU ABOUT MY RELIGION!!!

misscrazy translation: i am a dummy and i have no idea what i am talking about, so i should shut up now



christian, period, look at things in black an white. reality is a bunch of grey

Go to hell you bleeping asshole


*bleep* OFF MY RELIGION!!

read what i'm saying before you dismiss it

religion is a politic, whereas spirituality is reAlity

spirituality is what religion is. Just people get so well wrong with it so they *bleep* it up. i dont do that

spirituality is 'understanding reality', whereas religion is 'reading what the book tells you to believe'

I thought this was a poop site lol.

i thought this was the bus stop

guys i need to get to the mall

have fun at the mall :)

IT doesnt tell you to believe its a belief and if you wanna believe it you read it but i dont read the bible. I have my own beliefs. They are still classified as christian.

*bleep*YOUHOOD 1, MISSCRAZY 0

All I'm saying is that I'm a christian and I'm not an *bleep* who only cares about money and that I'm not an athiest.Also im not retarded, not all christians are retarded.

you're claiming A) to be a christian, but B), to not be retarded?


my concept of retardation is essentially "something that does not make logical sense, but is still perpetuated"


a jew you've never met, crossing out your sins by being nailed to some wood, sounds pretty retarded to me, no matter how "not retarded" you tell me you are

this is the problem with christian/atheist thinking, that i'm really trying to highlight, here

"i'm not retarded!!" sez the one thinking retarded thoughts

im a chirstan..but i dont act like 1 XD

THEN YOURE NOT A CHRISTIAN




see that's the problem with christianity, it's like a club you join and forget about

yeahh i am a chirstin.!! i was baptized..when i was veryyyyy little... so HA and plus when i say i dont act like one i am saying i have a potty mouth..(chirstins arent supposed to cuse..) and i do...sometimes

I TOTALLY ageree with sexyhalo

are christians NOT supposed to swear, or is that what someone told you christians don't do?

i was baptised too, but that doesn't mean i am catholic. do you actually understand that the electrical current animating your muscles, IS 'god', aka jehovah aka allah aka yahweh?

We actually arent supposed to swear but i do it even though i shouldn't.

Being babtised means you are a christian, numbnuts.So if you believed in god and jesus enough to be baptised, why in the hell are we having this convo?

cause some - not all - people are baptized BY THEIR PARENTS when they are a baby and have no choice/say in the matter.

EXACTLY, JAMAL


i was collatoral damage in my mother's war with understanding

You Know you might have a baptisation certificate. You can burn it and not be a christian if you choose

i believe in God. i believe in jesus. I try my best to treat people with kindness and respect. I am not labeling myself as anything becuase christian churches of all kinds are so messy. Churches have loss sight of what loving God is about. But i dont really bother with the church. I love God directly. secular christianity is that shady guy selling fake concert tickets to a free concert.

I have sex with my step sister on top of my house sometimes

and while you did that i was on the adjacent roof, sitting in a lawn chair with a blanket on my lap, holding binoculars to my eyes while eating Doritios. I was bird watching but then I looked down a little and your sight was more interesting to behold!

@bunny45

i believe 'understand' is what you mean when you say 'believe'

because everything has to be logically balanced, and so to counter our mother physical, our father 'metaphysical' counters. it's logic

STFU about the christian thing already!!

IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN, IT'S REALITY YOU DORK

you don't need to believe in it, it's just fact

what-thehell-ever

hey we all hav our believes but 1. babtism dosen't makes a christan it is just a rebirth a new begining as to speak where you sins are lifted 2. god doesn't make you to become christan he leaves for you to decide 3. muslims, christans, and jews alike have the same believes when ''Allah'' came to muhammed he said the he was the same god the christans and jews belief in 4. dont fight over with religion is better god loves no matter if we believe him or not god bless and have great day

you're a good guy, gta plus fiends equal life

i know a dog with a four-inch clit!

And I know the midget, who works for the circus, who owns the dog with the four-inch clit! Sometimes he uses it in his act!

when i see a trick that good, i turn 'd@mn' into "daaaaaaahhhh--yyuuuuum"










we got multi-syllabic words up in this bitxh

yeah bro, gotta mixx this shat up! daayyyyyuummm its right, dude! its making my nipples harden with joy at this very moment thinking about it mmm