major dookie said this to hanner banner, when hb asked what a fetish was. they were beautiful words, major dooks, i wish i could share them with this jango douche, who actually thinks he is powerful enough to kill me :/


"Hannerbananer!!!
You don't need this in your life right now.
You are too young.
*bleep* it, I wish I was young like you so that I could just play as a young man should.
Get yourself a guitar and ditch the internet and learn yourself how to play, become famous and laugh at people who glue them selves to their internet.
Trust me on this one.
This place is too dirty for some one that has the whole world ahead of them.
Get some Black Flag, GBH, Dead Kennedy's, AC/DC, Grateful Dead, Cream, Dio, Van Halen, Minutemen albums and get yourself into something that will raise your cool points.
You seem like an awesome dude, find your niche, my friend."



*bleep* the internets!!
the death of our culture
seriously, go read
"dark age ahead" by jane jacobs if any of you guys wanna know what page i'm actually on. bless you, major dookie, and bless hanner banner and jango both, as well


my love to all

that just touched my heart but i am powerful enough to kill you if i owned any guns AC/DC are an awsome band but metalica is better the rolling stones are better than metalica and cage the elephant are cool and i do own a guitar i own jackson king v its an awsome guitar man and your right i am a douche i will be nice for now on. the beatles are pretty good and i really do have $100,000,000 i wish i was nicer

i think what you just admitted is the way people in denial admit, "oh yeah, you're right, i am ineffectual"



i still love you little homie. love is the veil my hope wears

i need your advice on how to keep a girlfriend will you please tell me *bleep* yo hood

thx

yes i will hellp you, and yes i do want to be everybody's friend. even with the fecalpheliac who made this s(h)it(e)

i have a camaro

and i gave her any thing she wanted then a few days later she dumped me she slaped me accros the face it hurt

hey zeta, i'll help you buddy!!!


i want to please her through your body (without touching your body)

leningrad was made for my p;llaging