A little bit of ka ka in my butt crack.
A little fuzz on my nut sack.
A little bit of jam between my toes.
A little bit of boogars in my nose.
A little bit of stinky in my armpits.
A little bit of Taco Bell gives me the *bleep*s.
I gotta come up with some sort of plan.
Cuz' Im tired of *bleep*tin from here to Iran.

ew. sick

wtf (weird though funny)
Lmfao!
How did you make that up??!!
I could never make that up!
l8ters!
~MoMo

Thats really funny. I was laughing so hard i pissed all over myself... no joke!

The origanal is:

1-2-3-4-5
Come on, everybody, let's poop and jive!
All da way to the poopy land
And we can play together in the poopy sand.

A litlle bit of kaka in my pants,
A little bit of poop covered ants,
A little bit of kakasha all da way,
A little bit of bull *bleep* in da hay,
A little bit of doodoo; baby. do you want some?
Hey! get the poo off my bum!!