my *bleep*ing brother was sitting on my lap and he fukin *bleep* on my lap. we were on a train at the zoo so we coudn't stop so i had to sit with *bleep* on my lap for 20 minutes.

That sucks

that mother *bleep*er!

i mean your bro

p.s. im a *bleep*ing boy not a girl!. god dammit!

LMAO!!! HAHA! you got shat on!!!

You must've been really mad!

that sucks ass.

It sucks cock even!

thats so *bleep*in gross if i were u then i wud just beat him up wipe the *bleep* on him and push him off my lap and yell at him "how dare u *bleep*in *bleep* on my lap u asshole????!!!!"
ur too kind hearted

You're sick.

your owned

Who owned "uncool"guy?

Rub it in if you feel that way good 'n' chocolate mosturizer!





EWW BTW GROSSS

one time i pooped out crap juice and got a bubble stick thing you blow bubbles with stuck it in, and blew out crap juice bubbles!!!!then i ate 1!

ahahahaha

thats funny as hell.

ahahahaha

thats funny as hell.

ahahahaha

thats funny as hell.

ahahahaha

thats funny as hell.

ahahahaha

thats funny as hell.

ahahahaha

thats funny as hell.

hah epic fail

I have been pooped on too! But it was when I was ramming my boyfriend with a this 10 inch strap on, and when I pulled it out of his butt, it had poopy on the tip!!!!

Eeewwww, Craptastic, that is really gross. Strap on poopy is no no icky icky yuck.

Well it was pretty big, so I guess I was poking his intestines hahlahahahaha

We love you too F**K YO HOOD. We surely do.

LOL

LMFAO

I really need to take a poop!!!

Haha when I crapped it had p-nuts in it it looked so appetizing so I ate half the turd till I puked

Ive gotten peed on by two different children on the same day... :(

my pants are still yellow....even after 8 months

i wanna suck a big black thorging hard COCKKKK

What does that have to with poop, Cock Sucker?

that's so awesome, you son of a bitxh

Yes tis is very funnie but i would have slaped my brother if he did that to me i would b so mad at him

FALK YOU "THE THING" quit saying 'tis' you're not elgant a$shoe, only my pastor can be that and he saved my azz from anoder curbstomp this week

wow what a *bleep* u r and tis is very funnie that it makes u mad

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I am watching Japanese game show "Ninja Warrior". I want to *bleep* on the obstacle course to make it even harder for the wanna-be ninjas.

And, Hey Cock Sucker, How about a big white cock. That I can provide for you.

hanky tanky titity gtrnabber

adolf hitler charles manson

fuc k you

n i gg e r

s pi c

*bleep* cum *bleep* youret

wow tis is great haha

who the *bleep* r u talking to Girl spic *bleep*

she's a *bleep*en HONKIE HATIN *bleep*-*bleep*

Whatever u r just a douche bag and have no friends

tis is

I like homos

me too. and i like my friends. even the ones the douche-thing teabags.

you know burritos make you **** i hate burritos

are you *bleep*ed in the head? burritos and *bleep*ting are great!!

maybe your *bleep*ed in the head retard.but thx for answering.hotdogs with mustard suck and ladygaga and you person who said that im *bleep*ed in the head do you think that i am realy prince jackson the I.cause i am

oh, so your dad's fuxked in the head too?
before he got you in the poopshoot?



YOU'RE FUXKED IN THE A$S!!!

ooh that makes me wett ;)

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