Have you ever been sitting down somewhere and felt something thick in your pants? I have. this is a classic instance of "excusing" yourself to fool the rest of the crowd. Life with *bleep* in your pants is one of the least enjoyable times. There are many different strategies for checking if there is crap in your pants. There is the casual "cheek move" where you spread your butt cheeks. Btw my asshole is bleeding.

why are you talking about this on the iNTERNET!!!!

I agree why are u talking about this online???

Wtf?

Phew man you really stink. That *bleep* is nasty man get outta here with that.