Today I took an AWESOME dump at the mall. I guess I haven't been eatin 2 good lately or somethin coz today it's been 4 days since I took a crap. :( Anyways, I went 2 the mall today 2 shop 4 some new jeans. I was only there for about maybe 20 mins when I majorly needed to take a *bleep*-like it was a BIG 1! I went to the washroom, wiped the seat, pulled down my pants&set on the toilet. I pushed just a little and a MASSIVE log started comin out of my ass. I kept pushin and this log kept on comin out. After bout 2 or 3 mins, the end of the turd come out. I pushed out 1 smooth, solid, but not 2 dry log-it was about perfect. :) This log curled bout 1/2 way around the bowl and was seriously like bout 2" wide and 1 ft long!! I wiped and flushed.....but guess what, the paper went down and the log didn't. I flushed a couple more times but all that happened was the log just curled up a little more but didn't go down. Soooo, I guess some lucky dude went in there later and discovered my huge log!!!! ;)

Woot! Woot! I dropped a 15" log 2day at the mall. It was sweet, I watched this log as it come out and it was so freakin long it curled around in the bowl!

wow it must of been smelly

Actually, neither dump smelled really bad. Just 2 different massive logs! Totally sweet.

*bleep* this *bleep*.....

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turdy shows his penis in all of his pictures... lol....

I was at the mall yesterday+all the sudden I totally had 2 take a dump. We had corn at dinner the last 2 nites+I 8 lots of it BTW. I mounted the toilet+less than 15 seconds l8r a 4-5 inch long log wuz stickin out of my butt. This log finished coming out+it wuz like 2" wide+about 9" long but I wuzn't done yet. I farted+then unleashed this 1.5" wide ribbon of corn poo out of my butt. OMG,there wuz SO much crap!! This ribbon of corn poo just kept on comin out+it piled up on top of the 1st log I dropped. OMG,I seriously must have crapped at least a 12-13" long ribbon of this corn poop+it ALL piled up on top of my 1st log! ;-) It smelled really bad+I had 2 use tons of paper 2 wipe. I flushed a couple times+all the paper went down but there wuz so much *bleep*in crap,this huge pile wuz stuck rite where it dropped in the bowl! So some lucky dude went in there l8r+found a really massive+totally smelly pile of crap in the toilet!

AWESOME!!! Took another gr8 dump recently. My log wuz only about a foot long but it wuz over 2" wide! It came out really e z 2. Now the funny part. The seat wuz up when I crapped+my butt wuz higher than the side of the bowl. When the end of my log came out,my log fell over against the side of the bowl+the tip of my footlong 2" wide log fell across the top edge of the toilet bowl+got stuck there! I only had enuf paper 2 wipe my butt so I flushed a bunch of times but my log wuz just stuck there on the side of the freakin bowl! ;-)

Took an AWESOME dump 2day. I perched my butt on the seat+waited a couple minutes 4 my crap 2 start comin out but nothing wuz happening. I grunted+gave a hard push+my log finally started coming out. OMG it wuz BIG! The 1st half of it wuz over 2" wide. It wuz seriously almost as wide as the hole in the bottom of the bowl. The last half of it wuz only maybe 1.5" wide. There wuz some corn showin 2. OMFG,wuz it ever LONG! It wuz around 15" long. I seriously can't beleive I made such a massive log after only a couple days. ;-)

Took a gr8 dump at the mall 2day. I dropped a log 14" long+about 1.5" wide. Not 2 unusual 4 me. But, OMG, my log had pieces of corn in it from begining 2 end!! LOTS of corn. Like, 4 or 5 pieces of corn in every *bleep*in square inch of poop! BTW, we had corn at dinner the last 2 nites. When I looked at my 14" corn log setting in the bowl, I got mega horny+jerked off 2 times in a row. I unleashed 10 shots of cum the 1st time+4 shots the 2nd time. It wuz freakin AWESOME!!!

I LOVE TO MIX PEE AND POO TOGETHER SAVE IT FOR A MONTH.I MAKE 4 LITRES OF IT.THEN SOAK IN IT IN THE TUB FOR MANY HOURS.THEN I DON'T BATH FOR A MONTH.AND I SMELL LIKE EIO. IF YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE EIO DO WHAT I DO.THEN .PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND GET ON A BUS.THEN THE WHOLE BUS WILL SMELL LIKE EIO.IT SMELLS LIKE A BACK ALLEY ON A HOT SUMMER DAY,WHERE MANY HAVE TAKEN A PEE.THE HOT SUN DRYS THE PEE,AND IT SMELLS LIKE EIO HONEY,YOU'D SWEAR U WERE IN OHIO.EVERY BODY WILL BE TURNED ON BY THE SMELL,AND THEY WILL HIT ON YOU.YOU CAN HAVE AN EIO ORGY ON THE CITY BUS.

A couple of funny big poop stories 2 share with poop lovers.
1. Last week I was chillin at the mall+needed 2 take a crap. I mounted the toilet+started pushin out a really massive log. It was about 9 or 10" long+like almost 2" wide. It was a really firm log+I had 2 raise up a little 2 let it come all the way out. It landed in the bowl kinda sideways. When I flushed,the paper pulled the middle of this 2" wide log sideway+my log got stuck sideway over the hole in the toilet!
2. I needed 2 take a dump at the mall 2day. It was about 10" long+like 2" wide at 1 end. It was a stiff log+it came out with the wide end against the back of the bowl. Most of the paper was in the front of the bowl. I flushed+the paper made the fat end of my log go farther up in back. My poo got totally jammed over the hole front 2 back!! ;-)

I put a log on the campfire at Boy Scout camp..

lol nice!

I was at work today and took a really big dump in one ot the stalls!!!

I was chillin at the mall 2day+needed 2 take a dump. OMG,it was SO freakin massive! My hole opened up+a 2" wide log started coming out. It was seriously long 2. I had 2 raise up off the seat a little so all of it cud come out. This log was like 16" long when it finished coming out of my butt! My poop hit the back of the bowl+curled a little+when the other end came out it curled up at the very front of the *bleep*in toilet!! ;-) The funniest part. When I flushed,the middle of the log started 2 go down but the ends came up out of the water. My crap got stuck+it wudn't go down!!

This one time I rode my bike to the little store and got a Pop. I saw Darci and Shelley.

Had a gr8 dump yesterday. Dropped a sweet 13" long torpedo log. It was so freakin massive it left skidmarks!

I just got a cam. Soooo,now I can put pix of sum of my epic logs in the photo part of this site!

Why does everybody take their craps at the mall? I've taken some good ones at the mall, but there are plenty of other places to take a crap! Like in the men's room at work - after I get done and my boss goes in, he comes out screaming "Who was in there?"

OR DOES SHE SELL YOU PERCOCET WHEN YOU SELL HER SANITARY NAPKINS?