so one day i was just hangin out and i really had to let out a massive *bleep* fart. so i farted but to my surprise runny *bleep* came out with and started running down my leg. i forgot that i didnt have toilet paper with me and i wipped my toosh and then wiped it all over my face by accedent. then all of the sudden i started running around like a freaking dog and i was eating shoes that had po on the bottom. them i drank some water and feel a sleep and had poopy dreams.